The Diary knows that only Sky Sports could put Nacho Novo on the same list as Auguero, Ronaldo, Robben, Messi and Milito.
I’m already feeling sick. The thought of the MIB’s ensuring that the Grandfather of Dignity final season goes ‘well’ and all the withered eulogies that are already being written. The ‘Smith‘ announcement – that he is retiring at the end of next season – has cast a strange huse over already strange proceedings.
“I am wholly committed to managing the club next season” he announced knowing full well the hell of unawashed bias he has unleashed with that statement. Still, reports state that still no budget has been agreed. PR Ejaculation it’s called in the gemme. Or it should be. I’ve just made it up.
The guns are being stuck too. “You could argue the silly season was where a board presided over a campaign that saw no trophies” was a snorted retort to Celtic’s statement on Sludge Monster yesterday. With them claiming that Mowbray didn’t want him as he didn’t rate him and that there will be major embarrassment for some then if there is no substance Celtic should just ban the paper in question from Celtic Park. It easy to sort. Problem is third party soundings are all the rage like telling people what you are eating via Facebook..
Today, saw the launch of the new home kit. A hidious looking thing with a V-Neck collar and with what looks like just two flaps of left over material attached just for the fun of it. It has an early 90’s feel and the sponsor looks if it’s been ironed on by a one armed blind man. The pattern through the Hoops gives it an early 80’s Aunties living-room wallpaper feel. It just looks cheap.
In the absence of anyone suitable or good looking Scott Brown was the man to model the kit. “I hope he does get the job” he said regarding Lennon. Brown was sitting in fron of a hugh backdrop of Ki. His fidgeting awkwardly made it look as if he was slithering out of Ki’s nose as the lights shone of his freshly shorn head blinding aeroplanes going into land at Glasgow.
Things got worse for the new kit when Nicky Byrne and Shane Filan from Westlife gave it the thumbs up and that Celtic have decided to use the seldom seen Shaun Maloney in the new adverts looking like he is screaming in pain after he has been asked to come out from under his bed.
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Why Lukas Zulaska is dressed as a tiger is anyones guess.