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The Honest Mistakes Of Jimmy Bullard

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The Diary is laughing at North Korea’s stupidity.

Even the meeja are now bored or know that they are wrong. Though they love dressing things up, giving it a sense on intrigue, drama and danger they sometimes get fed up of licking their own gonads in hope of a thrill. It was nice to see the “mentor” and “father figure” get a rest, but, well, not completely.

So, we get that we will “continue fight with SFA over ref blunders” and notice how last seasons “honest mistakes” are the close seasons “blunders“. A report on a meeting that they weren’t invited to we are told that “Celtic see what’s happening and we don’t take it lightly” as we lit the pitchforks and headed down Mount Florida burning effeeges of Jim Farry.

It’s also reported that Lennon was introduced at the meeting that they weren’t invited to as “Celtic’s manager” and that they expect a deal to be agreed “sooner rather than later.

As the English media laugh that Sol Campbell is “seriously considering” joining Celtic – step down from Notts County they say -, the player himself is sounding as bored as the rest of us he humped “I’m just waiting for Celtic to settle the situation with Neil.” Arent we all. As it drags on into it’s 156 week it’s now like sticking pins in your scrotum.

Still, movement, maybe. Newcastles “highly rated coach“, Alan Thompson has been told that Newcastle “will not stand in” his way to take up his role at Celtic. They expected “to be able to make an announcement today” but as I type there hasn’t been an announcement so that delay will be blamed “around the appointment of an older, experienced figure as a mentor”

Celtic are a massive, massive club and I just hope they can come to an amicable agreement with Stoke” muttered Liam Lawrence. Like all modern day football players he knows the value of money and the value of themselves. “If Stoke are looking for about £2m, that sounds about right” weighing himself on the Scales Of Ex Sunderland Wingers while looking in the mirror and thinking he needs to get his highlights touched up.

It would take a lot more than highlights getting touched up to improve Jimmy Bullards looks but standing next to Lee McCulloch would make him look like a supermodel. “I’ve told him he would be idolised at Parkhead.” grunted Razor Elbows McCulloch. “The Celtic fans would take to him the second he arrived.” True, we always like to give a stray dog a good home.

News tomorrow? Don’t bet on it.

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