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Monthly Archives: August 2010

Have Celtic Confirmed their Number 7

Have Celtic Confirmed their Number 7

In the year of our lord 1997, a man aghast with endless talent was thrown to the forefront of the battle for Scottish Football. This young man, with dreadlocks flowing, cast aside his career in dutch football when an afro haired...read more »

Celtic Lower Their Targets And Expectations

Celtic Lower Their Targets And Expectations

Last week we were feeling the love in the room. This week we are feeling like a scorned lover and we have discovered that the object of your affections doesn't care about you as much as you care about them. Over...read more »

Coffee & Tv: Celtic v Motherwell The Goal And Welsh Beef.

Coffee & Tv: Celtic v Motherwell The Goal And Welsh Beef.

That was what is known in the business as a "hard watch".  Celtic started well but the wind blew them out like a crisp poke getting caught in a bush. This game should have been a goal feast but like...read more »

Coffee & Tv: Twats In Europe: Celtic Are Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf

Coffee & Tv: Twats In Europe: Celtic Are Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf

You'd think that you learn? Last season we got decent results against the average away from home. Rapid and Hamburg. 2 draws. Decent return. This season? Well, Braga proved some wrong but they weren't top drawer. FC Utrecth, mid table...read more »

Hail Hail Hail the Green Giants

Hail Hail Hail the Green Giants

It’s Wednesday again already and time to aim your telescopic sights at the harp once more. It’s hard to believe it’s only me that agrees with me...or maybe not. After a transfer policy in recent times that had us only signing...read more »

Santa Cruz to Celtic?

Santa Cruz to Celtic?

It looms on the horizon, it sits waiting for us all to get giddy about. It doesn't involve presents, carols (not Vorderman or Andy), nor a hairy, rotund, jocular, red cheeked man and a dozen or so four legged animals....read more »

Celtic And Samaras Just Need Love

Celtic And Samaras Just Need Love

Some companies pay a fortune for washed-up-stoned-kaftan-wearing-beetle-van-driving-Jefferson-Airplane-listening-acid-casualty to come into their offices tagged: "Lifestyle Guru" to spread love, happiness, good will and yoga. Just give me Efrain Juarez on a green pitch and in a green and white strip and I'm...read more »

Coffee & Tv: Celtic v St Mirren: Goals And Thunder

Coffee & Tv: Celtic v St Mirren: Goals And Thunder

There was a moment when THAT something happened. Around the 35th minute Shaum Maloney hit the post and then the rebound was fired off the same post, from a tight angle, by Marc Antoine Fortune. That was the moment something changed....read more »

Love Us, Miss Us, Shower Us With Kisses

Love Us, Miss Us, Shower Us With Kisses

After writing 1200 words on this topic, Matt's computer decided it would be hilarious to delete more than half of these words.  Understandably frustraited, Matt said "Fine, I'm not writing this pish again."  The CliffNotes version of the missing article...read more »

Coffee & Tv: Celtic v Utrecht – The Goals (Help Wanted)

Coffee & Tv: Celtic v Utrecht – The Goals (Help Wanted)

The sign in the window says help wanted. Due to an internet speed reminiscent of a turning Stan Varga, I can safely say that I saw nothing of that game. Fecking cost me £1.99 to. So, what's the story morning...read more »

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