Posted on Thursday, 26th August 2010 by lordofthewing
You’d think that you learn? Last season we got decent results against the average away from home. Rapid and Hamburg. 2 draws. Decent return. This season? Well, Braga proved some wrong but they weren’t top drawer. FC Utrecth, mid table Dutch outfit, a league similar to ours. Winnable? Too right. Chances of embarrassment? Slim. Or so we thought.
My stream was advertising lose your flab pills. Lose 6lbs in 6 days and tone up in a week. No need. Celtic can make you lose weight like Karen fecking Carpenter in 90 mins.
Do we get confused when we travel abroad? The time difference, different cultures and that strange money called Euros. Do they need to re-tune their ipods? Does it confuse their tiny little brains that the hotels Tv have people speaking foreign and they can’t watch Living Tv? Or are they just pampered poncified bottle merchants who deserve to play chicken blindfolded on the nearest motorway?
That was terrible. So low that some Chilean miners have new company. 4-0 going on 8 or 9 to a team that had the vast array of talents that included being able to run quite quick, passing a ball to a team-mate and knowing that the aim of the game was to get shots on goal. Basics.
The measure is this. Have we really signed players that are Joe Average or was tonight another example of what happens when you stick a rookie in charge? SPL to blame? Dodgy Ref? Call Quincey there is a corpse that needs probed.
Hell, call Stuart Baxter.
This result is a monumental disaster for the club. Another comic caper in 3 years of comic capers. The financial disparity between the Champions League and the Europa League this week was laid bare. Failure to reach the Europa League will see the PLC taking out the turkey, placing their heads in the oven and blowing out the pilot light.
Have they got room for one more?
Oh, I haven’t found any links to the goals but if you have seen any Celtic European away performance over the last 5 years then you will know the type of goals we lost. Aye, stoppable ones.
Coffee & Tv MOTM: Heh, yer having a laugh.