Posted on Wednesday, 22nd September 2010 by lordofthewing
So, Efrain Juarez has been handed a 6 month ban from representing Mexico by his national federation. Juarez seeming violated 4 rules of the federations code of conduct. Reading details of the party he may have violated more than some rules.
Maybe some $ex laws?
It’s reported that the party him and Arsenals, Carlos Vela, have been blamed for arranging, saw them hire 14 vice girls and a transvestite called Gema for the bash at the Camino Real Hotel after Mexico had beaten Colombia a few weeks back.
The boy named Gema website offers a range of kinky sex and local Mexican websites ran with stories of scantily clad women leaving the hotel at 6am, clutching Mexico kits and very little else. It’s not known if party hats were provided or guess where is the Adams apple was played.
Juarez has not commentated yet. But….he is available to arrange weddings, christenings and bar mitzvah’s.
That weeping you hear is Aiden and Artur mourning that they won’t get a night out with the Mexican. The smell of desperation is Alan McGregor trying to get his mobile number.