Posted on Wednesday, 29th September 2010 by Sean
For a kick off I watched a free day of sports channels last Sunday, sports 1 to 4, courtesy of the tight fisted southern-hemispheric, anti-christ who owns every bloody televised sports contract known to mankind (as you can tell even though I got a day of free sports TV my perception or view of him has not changed).
I bet if we raved about tiddlywinks enough him and his satellite HD, 3D, set top box, enter your card here brigade would pump 20 million quid into it and put a super-nob line up of Andy Gray and David Pleat on the commentary.
I have just noticed that’s some hatred coming out of myself I don’t want to explore in any detail at this point, but my psychiatrist says to bite down on my gumshield and punch a pillow with a picture of a kitten on it when any of the above mentioned commentators insults my ears, but anyways moving swiftly onwards we go.
I witnessed Aberdeen cave in against the reputable blue half after leading 2 nil? Now is it me being paranoid or do teams seem to be laying down to the gers? The dons went 2 nil up, fair enough, but they seemed a total different team after half time.
I’m not one for conspiracies, (Who killed JFK? My answer I think it was the mutant Loch Ness Lizard men in league with the troll fairies of Atlantis.) but so far this season the gers seem to be getting the run of the green. Their fans can wail “It’s da sign of champeoonees wee man, di yee not get it yet ya ned” but I think strange things are afoot at the shipwreck ibrox. Have the gers lot made more signings than we think and when I say more signings I mean the whistled variety (and with whistles I don’t mean tin whistles, look I’m not even mentioning marches here or even sashes though my father did wear one…..for his 50th….happy birthday it said.).
The ref plus the dons unwillingness to play any football in the 2nd half lead to their downfall, Mr McGhee oh why couldn’t you have set out your stall in the second half correctly to defend and keep the ball out like the security at fort knox.
Hopefully their run of the green will not go on any longer. Speaking of runs of the green (Nope I didn’t eat a bad curry) I heard Aiden Mac had a corker tonight and I have even found some highlights. Aiden does feature a wee bit but it is worth a wee look.
I look forward now to Hamilton where hopefully we will stuff them so badly that they will fold as a club and forever care not to exist.
No dis-respect to Hamilton, but in the press Jimmy Floyds nephew, Nigel Hasselbaink has been hoping for a starting spot against us so he can continue his ever boxful goalscoring form, so far he is on a great run of 1 goal and he wants to prove himself against Celtic, what a more fitting tribute to our club that players always want to prove themselves against us.
My advice Nigel when Big Glen or Massive Monumental Majstorovic are man marking you like gary glitter slap bang in the middle of the youthful queue for the new toy story movie don’t complain when you don’t get a touch of the ball.
Obviously we will have to watch out for the poulty fisters, the ‘Paxo’ brothers. They are always a threat especially when they make a saging, sorry surging run for goal.
All in all I hopefully Cerny will be kept busy picking the ball out of his net.
I now throw it out to you guys, the fellowship of the hoop.
Do you expect a solid performance against Hamilton?
Will the wee ones get their 5ers worth this weekend?
Will Sammy, Hooper, Stokes etc start up front?
Are changes to the line-up not so inevitable at this point?
Will a packed Celtic Park spur us on again?
Wildcard question: Do you think gers european campaign will make them tired and it will benefit us?