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Player Ratings, Celtic v R*ngers. MOTM You Decide!

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Before yesterday’s match up I watched with interest the ‘warm up’ drills of both teams. R*ngers were regimented. Shuttle runs, jogging from touchline to touchline and the only time they saw the ball was when they taking shots into McGregor.
Celtic looked like they were having fun. Small sided two touch games that was aimed at heightening the brain sharpness and get into the groove of passing quickly and keeping the ball. Shame they forgot it all when the game kicked off.
The Ratings,

Forster, had problems with his kicking all day but really had nothing to do bar pick the ball out the net, 3. Wilson, offered little in attack never troubled in defence, 4. Glenda, own goal is the least of his worries, 2. Danny, you can only baby sit a bomb for so long before you get the jitters, 3. Lizzy McGuire, ghost of Lee Naylor in some of his crosses, 4.

Maloney, won the toss before disappearing up the tunnel and some might say that he was relieved to do so, 0. Juarez, pimps and hoes were did you go?, 2. Ledley, crick in neck watching the ball fly over your head, 4. Ki, bushy haired, composed and at least passed the ball to a Celtic man, 6. Stokes, should have went in first minute, was terrible, 1. McCourt, came on and was more noticeable for his long sleeved t-shirt, 2.

Sammy, you are that Envirofone advert..it has a purpose but it’s annoying. Never hide, never done anything purposeful and his attempt to knee McGregor in the head was woeful. Put the effort in maaaan 5. Hooper, you would have got better service from a striking French postman, 5.

So the website MOTM was Ki. Who was yours? Vote below and comments welcome.

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  • Sean says:

    Upsetting, so much promise and again a dire performance.

    SPL referees… …bookings now available for the xmas period! 😀

    Joking aside now. Dont think we wer totally awful, but glenda WTF wer you doin for that OG? Not happy, but its early days, they will drop points against diddy teams, guaranteed.

  • BoulderBhoy says:

    Hopefully Lennon gives Rogne a chance now that he seems to be healthy and Loovens has proven himself to be garbage…again. I was extremely impressed with the 30 or so minutes that Rogne put in at the piggery last season. I think that he could be our answer at CB if he could only stay healthy for more than a week at a time.

    I was also surprised by the performance from Ki. He handled it extremely well and I think that he might be a real player for us in the future.

    I agree that the season is far from over and that we will see better days from this squad.

    • lordofthewing says:

      Tests are ongoing to try and fond the strongest Sellotape possible to hold Rogne together. Poundlands is not good enough.

  • Sean says:

    @LOTW

    Poundlands for the meantime, well at least in january lenny could consider a hefty transfer of duct tape for Rogne from b&q.

    • lordofthewing says:

      The duct tape is getting kept for Glenda so he doesn’t make a noise when we stick him in a box and send him to Area 51, marked “Unexplained”.

  • lordofthewing says:

    Right, own up. Who voted for Glenda?

  • lordofthewing says:

    Poll Results

    Ki 56%
    Hooper 17%
    Sammy 14%

    Ki get’s blog MOTM and also the readers.

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