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Andy Murray is currently playing in the Valcenia Open. He seemingly won the competition last time out. I don’t care much for Murray-Mania. All this fake adulation, once a summer, in the hope that he will win the main major Championship, in a sport that Scotland doesn’t really give a sh”t about, completely baffles me.

Murray baffles me. Personality of a wet wipe in a sport dominated by wet wipes. I wouldn’t invite him for dinner the dour faced loon. Ba$tard off spring of Jim Jeffries prehaps? That’s a low blow for a Hibee and we know he is a Hibee as he told Soccer Am he was.

Or is he?

It was reported that since he was in Valencia he was going to lend his support to R*ngers if his doubles match finished in time. Same report states that he trained with R*ngers as a youngster.

The crowd to watch his game was bolstered by some light blue support and he thanked them for their backing after he won the match, which he was requested to gies the sash . The Diary loves how this banter was just a throw away comment in the report.

I knew there was a reason I didn’t like Murray. It wasn’t that his face was seemingly made from surplus latex from the Spitting Image puppets, his teeth were taken from the corpse of Shergar and his hair looked like a wig of giants pubes. The only Grand Slam he will ever win will be if he finds himself, drugged and tied up in Cliff Richards basement and he is wired for sound.

Another apologist cover blown.


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  • Andy Murray says:

    To make such a personal attack on any individual in this manner is simply straight out the gutter. Not necessary, not funny, expect to those of an ira mentality.

    • lordofthewing says:

      I usually pish in the gutter, unlike some who pish on opposing fans. Sir, you are a PIE!

    • Pujol says:

      Awe naw, he’s played the “IRA supporter” card. That’s like Kryptonite for us Tims. There’s no answer to it….

      Away and fling shite at yerself, chimp-boy!

  • Pujol says:

    Good stuff LOTW. Feck Andy Murray!

    Got no time for international competition myself, but I can just about understand people getting behind a national team that somehow represents their country. However, cheering on some roaster in an individual sport just because both your mums were on the same page of the atlas when they dropped you is just bizarre.

    It’s like supporting some utter twat just because he’s a Pisces or wears size 9 shoes.

    • lordofthewing says:

      Thanks for the tip off regarding this. He is like Sean Connery.

      If anyone else wants to out Hun Apologists just get in touch.

  • juanguy says:

    kill him – he’s a hun

    get a f#kin grip

  • cowlairs5-2 says:

    anybody heard clyde 1 superscoreboard lately? as soon as you mention a certain state in texas you get cut off !! anti american or pro masonic media anyone? where,s the recording of the backword sallad lying ? worse than the ruc !!! (footbaling terms only ) .

    • lordofthewing says:

      Heh.

      Dallas is one of those family uncles that has been caught being bad to cats and they want to be seen shunning.

  • lordofthewing says:

    Plus I see Murray lost yesterday. I’m sure Tim Henman was better.

  • Max says:

    During Wimbledon last year the rags one of the rags had a headline calling him “The Lone Ranger”??!!

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