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Celtic Team Bus Bottled In Berwick. Better Than Bullets.

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The gaffer has just tweeted the above. It’s seems like a mundane victory against Postman Pats of this world still annoys those whose brain cells are a concoction of cat $hit and Domestos.

Still, what’s a brick when some want bullets.

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  • Mike Bhoyle says:

    If you take the recession into account and the money you get back on bottle deposits…
    Only a moronic twat would throw a……
    Oh ah get it……

  • Max says:

    Bullets and bottles!
    After all the fuss about ‘phantom’ phone calls to assistant refs and ‘anonymous’ phone calls to anybody that decides that it might be a good idea to have had one, (no reports to the police or anything like that of course, wouldn’t want to be getting yourself into to trouble or anything silly), the media will be all over this like a rash, there will be condemned across the board.
    The weelie bin thrown through Stokes’ window and the brick thrown through Arturs window while his baby slept in her bed? These outrageous stories if vile sectarian hatred and violence against men ‘simply because of the colour of shirt they play for’ ran for months………..eh………aw haud oan…..Sorry, that was the story about THREE big timmy navvies beating up the the alledged rapist…………..eh…………aw haud oan……Sorry, that was the story about mythgregor getting a leathering from his burd for hanging around sleazy strip clubs………..
    Well I’m sure they’ll mention it anyway and find SOMEBODY to condemn it…….probably a member of Sinn Fein or something, if they can find no-one else…….ahem.
    (sorry a wee catholic cough there, thank god it wasn’t a sectarian sneeze or worse a fenian fart!! The site would be closed down and the laptop loyalists would be breaking down my door as I type and Celtic would be looking at a heafty fine and a lenghy European ban!!! I can only thank the Good Lord I’m not WGS’s nephew or anything, the laptop lickspttles know a big story when they see one! PHEW!!!)

  • Mike Bhoyle says:

    Ah don’t think you’re allowed to say “Gingey”…
    at least ..no since WGS and Lenny ran the team….

  • Max says:

    Can you say ‘Gingery’ or ‘Gingish’?

    You’re not going to tell me we have to get all highbrow and PC and say ‘Gingeresque”!!!

    Were does it end??

    • lordofthewing says:

      this blog doesn’t do highbrow and pc. i wouldn’t worry.

      so how much do you get for a gingeresque nowadays?

  • Mike Bhoyle says:

    Do you remember Fred Upthestair and Gingeresque Rodgers..what a great dance couple.

  • Max says:

    Wit, in scrabble?

    I dunno, but let’s hope the Bhoys get that high scoring ‘Q’ in a triple letter box over the next three games……eh?…..eh?……..

    OK, OK, Giles Brandreth I ain’t!!

    I’ll Get my coat.

  • Max says:

    An MB Bar and two Chelsea Woppers the last time I tryed ;O)

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