Posted on Friday, 29th April 2011 by lordofthewing
So, it’s being reported that the Royal Wedding – not lack of funds – is the reason why the ‘Fakeover‘ still has a few details to iron out.
For those hanging out the stolen Tesco bunting, Charles and Di commemorative tea towels, William and Kate Union Jacks and the traditional piñata – full of jellies and Tramadol to take the edge of the Stella – this will be as confusing as that time they were told their sister was their Mother.
The Royals are stopping the God Save The Queen Brigade getting their hands on a ‘war-chest‘, a ‘pirates chest‘ or a ‘Jordan sized chest‘ for next seasons assault on the laughter glands. They will be looking at pictures of the happy couple not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
In this confusion I would advise them to read this regarding Man United and the Glazer family. This (maybe) is coming to them via a downgraded ‘billionaire‘ very soon.
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April 29th, 2011 at 10:29 am
What with auld lizzy demanding her dough and these two contriving to throw a spanner into the fakeover works, I think it’s reasonable to think that God save the queen will be getting dropped from the hunnery songbook!
Lizzy can be a spiteful auld get, if she puts her mind to it!!!
‘Alistair’ is in a terrible state, a source close to the to him, well as close as a source can get considering his girth, said that he could hardly finish the last couple of chips in his usual breakfast pudding supper and he didn’t even touch the pickled egg!!!
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lordofthewing Reply:
April 29th, 2011 at 10:40 am
but he had already finished the remains of last nights chinese take oot. hence he couldn’t eat his breakfast.
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April 29th, 2011 at 11:11 am
what next, the suns insistence on rising and setting delays fakeover?
anyway i thought the rangers board said they didn’t believe whyte had proved he had the funds to buy ragers?
at least the ragers fans have the adding of a ponce to OUR TAX BILL to take their mind off things! ONE NEIL LENNON
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April 29th, 2011 at 11:58 am
Sorry LotW, but that’s just nonsense!!
The suggestion that fat sally had left-overs from the night befores take-away is quite frankly ludicrous!!
His wife has to eat hers in the kitchen with the door locked and a chair jammed under the handle!!
;O)
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April 29th, 2011 at 12:53 pm
i have to agree with max on this lotw, thats an outrageous comment, LEFT OVERS FFS?!
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April 29th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
He already had an Indian.
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April 29th, 2011 at 11:07 pm
I think you’ll find there’s an injunction on that bit of information!!!!
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lordofthewing Reply:
April 30th, 2011 at 8:48 am
It wasn’t Aasmih Mir was it? Him and Andrew Marr are dirty dogs.
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April 30th, 2011 at 11:36 am
Shareen Nanjiani was unavailable for comment!!
To be fair to the beefy boy, he thought a Nan- jiani was a stuffed paratha and ordered six!!
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lordofthewing Reply:
April 30th, 2011 at 7:43 pm
Hey, oor Jackie was the first one to taste the Nanjiani….
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April 30th, 2011 at 3:58 pm
lotw.. why doesn’t “the lennon” show up on any of my posts?
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April 30th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
“the lennon”.
Worked ok for me!??
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May 3rd, 2011 at 12:12 pm
another day of “48 hours” crap. although i have no idea how this all works financially in the end, i have no doubts now that this fakeover will definitely not go through until the league is decided, ragers are undoubtedly waiting and relying on european football money to decide what happens next, the title is a must win one for ragers, they were handed the previous 2 due to their finance problems and this 1 is more important than those, this title will dictate what happens next, and knowing that, the establishment, the refs, the sfa and all ex gers at other clubs and gers fans playing at other clubs will enure they win all remaining games by at least 3 goals, celtic are in for one seriously tough run in because this really is ragers most important year financially, probably ever. celtic can expect every cheat that is humanly possible regardless of how blatant.
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May 6th, 2011 at 9:02 pm
Oh The Bluebells are Blue
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