Posted on Thursday, 22nd September 2011 by lordofthewing
This is the most laughable story of the year so far. Even funnier than a front loaded £15m warchest and the Thousandaires Craig Whytes bint’s fake tan fake boob fail from the other day.
Sammy’s agent, Dr Loannidis, who looks like Martin Bains creepy Uncle, has tweeted:
“I am sick and tired of idiots singling out Sammy for the failures of the club. Caution must be applied now or legal consequences will follow.”
The player was recently rewarded with a new deal, which Dr Loannidis, would have profited from.
The Trade Descriptions 1968 Act prevents providers from misleading consumers as to what they are spending their money on. This law empowers the judiciary to punish companies or individuals who make false claims about the products or services they sell.
Surely a non goal-scoring Greek striker (sic) who contributes little means that we should be taking him to court?