Posted on Friday, 13th July 2012 by lordofthewing
The above picture was taken today at the SFL meeting at Hampden and I for one are very disappointed.
It looks like a meeting of double glazing salesmen there to see a presentation on the new mortice locking windows and not make a major decision that jack boots over every rule.
I was expecting the room to look like a cross between the UN and the Intergalactic Council in Star Wars. All big comfy chairs, with name tags, high tech translating devices so those from Fife could understand what was going on in a big circular room.
Instead a got a bland conference room which could have been Montrose or Milton Keynes.
Still, we must congratulate Sevco Scotland FC for becoming Scotland’s newest SFL club despite not meeting any of the criteria needed to become a member. Proves that as one establishment club dies another was born. Sevco Scotland are already a tainted club without kicking a ball. Horribly scared at birth.
A bit like Harry Potter. A bad Harry Potter though. A Tim Burton rebooted Harry Potter.
Bear with me for this one.
Lord Voldermort after killing Harry Potters parents decided to kill young baby Harry. As he attempted the Killing Curse the love of Harry parents meant that it went wrong leaving the baby scarred for life and having to be played very badly by Daniel Radcliffe.
In the Tim Burton directed Scottish Fitba’ version of Harry Potter; Lord Voldemort (the SFA) has to kill Harry (Sevco/Rangers) but his killing curse fails due to the unconditional love it feels for Harry. Harry is scarred and scorn poured on him for the rest of his life for being Voldermort’s favourite while Voldermort gets gimped by Dumbledore (Turnball Hutton).
In the original Harry Potter Wormtail is spineless, gutless, obsequious rodent. A bit like Doncaster. Wormtail will be taking calls from his paymasters as we speak and while like the character he believes in evil he is really pathetic. Our club are part of his paymasters and anything he squeaks will be done with our blessing. Just like anything he has already championed.
Remember this when buying a replica kit or a ticket for a friendly with Inter Milan. They want your pound but were willing to deal with the devil to ensure their pound was delivered as well.
This has been one sorry episode.