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GUEST BLOG: CELTIC VS STREETFIGHTER II

GUEST BLOG: CELTIC VS STREETFIGHTER II

Guest contributor Prince Trollface draws comparison between Celtic's last 16 opponents and famed console game StreetFighter 2. It makes sense when you read it. Celtic's journey in the Champions League has been a lot like playing as Dhalism in StreetFighter 2. ...read more »

Match Report: Celtic Give Plucky Benfica A Draw

Match Report: Celtic Give Plucky Benfica A Draw

Zadok The Priest! Is there ever a more fitting tune for the Catholic cartels premier competition? It was one of Berlusconi better ideas to save this spine tingling tune from the Robo Cop cutting room bin and use it to soundtrack...read more »

Coffee & Tv: Operation In Europe Beyond August Has Been A Success Doctor (Goals)

Coffee & Tv: Operation In Europe Beyond August Has Been A Success Doctor (Goals)

For the two of you expecting a Post Match Session and a warped and cynical match report I'm going to disappoint. Refunds are available from the management as long as you have proof of purchase. Circumstances meant I listened to the...read more »

Celtic fans forced to go old skool…

Celtic fans forced to go old skool…

“Oh my God the game isn’t on the TV tonight” cried one fan in Coatbridge, “Oh my God the game isn’t on the radio tonight” weeped another in Falkirk, “OH MY GOD I’m going to have to actually go to...read more »

Nobody Died. Just. (Celtic V Braga – Review)

Nobody Died. Just. (Celtic V Braga – Review)

It's been discovered this week that Portugal, or Braga in particular, is not as developed as Kanus or Moscow, which made it virtually imposable to cover a premier (sic) football match in the biggest club competition in the world. I'm sure the...read more »

Coffee & Tv: Celtic v Braga – Goals (contains explicit images)

Coffee & Tv: Celtic v Braga – Goals (contains explicit images)

If we had showed anything then I would say this was not over. Braga showed just enough averageness that one or two was doable. Three? Pray to the gods and hope for a collapse. Lenny has his Artmedia. A follow...read more »

CELTIC HEAVIES ON THE ROAD AGAIN

CELTIC HEAVIES ON THE ROAD AGAIN

The road is long, with many a winding turn, that leads us to who knows where, who knows where...well lets hope its not the Europa League qualifiers thats where not... So just like the Hollies crooned, Neil Lennon is our brother...read more »