Got to picket fight with someone

…the referee saga continues. It goes on and on like a merry go round where the controlling gypsy has lost the function to press the stop button and the kids on the ride are passing out due to mass hysteric motion sickness.

This act of professionalism, where fully grown men are literally saying “Hes callin’ us names, Im not playing with him” in lehman’s terms, thus results in a possible strike that to me seems like a forlorn way of saying “We are crap, we have recognised that and we know it but now we need to throw our whistles out of the Hugh Dallas pram and until you say nice things about us we are digging our feet in and not refereeing” they would possibly also add “You’re not using our ball either, we’re taking that home as well”.

If this is the case every time my old boss at my old office was being a total tit headed tool I would have been on a 365 day strike just for the fact he was always being a prize sh!t head, it was like he was constantly practising for the ‘best sh!thead in the world tournament’ just in case it ever came around.

With the above in mind I must ring my old boss to see if he can referee any SPL matches this weekend, because they will be a smorgasbord short of sh!theads this weekend to referee matches. Well he doesn’t understand the offside rule, nor does he accept the proper usage of cards (I got a belated ‘my sincere condolences’ card for my birthday one year from him) so he should be an ideal candidate for the mix-pot of refereeing ‘nice but dims’ already in place.

Alleged discussions are underway at the moment between the SFA and the referees. The only major news to come out surrounding the referee strike fiasco is the fact no breadcrumb or microwave meal experts will be present to cover any matches this coming weekend.

According to BBC football:-

“Iceland’s referees have told the Scottish Football Association they will not officiate at weekend games in place of striking Scots whistlers.” http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_prem/9216271.stm

This is of great news to Coleen Nolan and Jason Donovan who overheard the early rumours and looked forward to possibilities of officiating the big tie between Hamilton and St Mirren. Coleen retorted that she “…was  glad that go ahead was not given” as she was “…applying vagisil to the other loose women at the weekend anyways and to officiate a football match would just be a burden to all our mouldy hovels.”

Donovan meanwhile declined to comment as he was busy opening a lidl in Thurso (Which is such a mass major event that far up the top of Scotland that I have heard the excitement is almost on a par with the fact that aliens are landing or even the postman is coming).

With the fact that all Scotland’s referees seem to be abysmal the future of Scottish refereeing does not look good on the outlook. In personal delight of the news that Scotland may get ride of its chaff and replace them for possibly at least a weekend of top level fixtures  I have managed to get hold of what could be a vital future vision of Scotland’s top graded referees –

The above is a great possibility seeing that most top grade referees in Scotland are a total embarrassment, the above happening would do no damage at all to their now  ‘continent wide’ terrible reputation.

In other news Walter Smith, or as he is now known the post-steroidal shrunken water crinkled face testicle, has said “We will be attack minded against Man united”. This was bolstered even more by the evidence that Rangers coaching team and staff have been seen carrying mass amounts of Rohypnol and flick knives onto the team bus. I heard to get the edge in training they all practised on Vladimir Weiss, well you better get the sudocrem out Vlad that’s all I can say to that.

Its that  time to turn in and switch the keyboard to face you chaps for your gracious views :-

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