Luxembourg, Israel, Portugal and Malta. It sounds the nightmare sequence in the Euro-vision Song Contest that would see Terry Wagon flip his wig. But, no it’s the list of countries that were going to ensure that some games went ahead this weekend.
Well, they were. The Portugese went home. The Israelis are thinking about it. If any more are found and nobbled by the media than I think we won’t have a game tomorrow. It’s looking more and more likely.
It’s not surprising when faced with such vitriol and abuse from a media that are telling lies about the reason for the strikes. They are being welcomed like genital warts.
It’s almost as if they don’t want the games to go ahead and are sending Chic Young to meet the scab (sic) ref’s at the airport armed with a pitch fork, which has a pig’s head on it, a burning staff and getting him to do his spinning head exorcist routine, honed and perfected this week as he has lost all sense on an impartial radio station. Another mainstream Tv station went looking under stones for dirt on the incoming officials.
Our referee, from the blandest country in the universe, has been classed as controversial as he done the national team a favour and sent off Gary Caldwell. Foreign ref’s will improve the Scottish game. We are light years behind because of a certain interpretation of the rules. Decisions given in Europe never will get given here. Remember when we used to qualify for Europe and we got annoyed that they were a bit over bearing when it came to the physical aspect of the game?
Well, a few years of foreign ref’s would see the Ross Tokelys of this world extinct. We would be the better for it. So what’s the problem?
Our neighbours have been quiet in all this. Today Smyth caused much laughter at his press conference when the senile old goat said he would never question a referees integrity. The old cad. And the Slovakian Tampon called out Gary Hooper over his ref’s comments while looking a Victorian Chimney Sweep that Dick Van Dyke would like to shove his brush up.
Tomorrow, see’s Eastenders favourite transvestites Pat Butcher and Mo Slater bring Information Computer Technology to CP. They haven’t been beaten for a year you know away from home. At 4:45pm tomorrow they still will be unbeaten away from home as Chic Young will have shot our Luxemburger causing the game to be cancelled.
As a grumpy ould ficker it takes a hell of a lot to make me laugh but this did
The media have branded a referee as controversial, Is that not questioning this ONE referees integrity, Alain Hamer should go on strike , how dare anyone question , insinuate whisper or ask for a truthful answer .Alain if yer asked a question just lie you will be coverebecause that s ok inthe SPL
also, the media questioning their integrity over why they are breaking the strike…
Sorry i,ll take that back ,I nearly wet myself just watching Sky sports expert?? Charlie Nicholas , he says it ridiculous that Celtic have asked for referees to declare their allegiance ,Charlie was up in arms Celtic are wrong ,disgrace etc , In stepped Matt Le Tissier
and asked “Don,t the referees in England have to declare who they support?”
Ha hahaha nice one Matt