Player Beratings. Let It Rip.

When we lose we don’t half deserve it. We are either good or disastrously bad. Tonight will see celebrations not seen in Embra since Burke and Hare were arrested. The initial feeling is that Lennon deserves a “burking” for making the same mistakes again and again in big games.

Rather than the opposition nullifying our best players our manager does it for us. He also trots out Samaras to entertain those not of a Celtic persuasion. We could moan about a soft sending off, non-award of a penalty and Hearts generally being c*nts.

But then…..that would be just hiding the truth that we weren’t very good. Two terrible goals, a sending off and our manager sent to the stand. We’ve had better evenings.

The Ratings

Double F, nothing to do, 4. Wilson, little bhoy lost, 2. Hoovield, Ikea wardrobe, 3. Danny, why the duck?, 3. Lizzy McGuire, worst game in a hoops jersey, 3. Cha, why?, 2.

Maloney, Hearts 2nd goal…what the f*ck were you doing?, 0. Ledley, harshly sent off.., 4. Ki, your in the army now, 5. Stokes, not your fault, 1. McGinn, nothingness, 2.

Samaras, like Mama Mia a f*cking Greek tragedy, -10. Hooper, as useful as a bag of wet cement, 1.

Ok, who was the best flea buzzing round the sh*t? Vote for you MOTM (sic)

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