The Diary: Loser Wanted To Watch Losers And Is Watched By Losers

Andy Murray is currently playing in the Valcenia Open. He seemingly won the competition last time out. I don’t care much for Murray-Mania. All this fake adulation, once a summer, in the hope that he will win the main major Championship, in a sport that Scotland doesn’t really give a sh”t about, completely baffles me.

Murray baffles me. Personality of a wet wipe in a sport dominated by wet wipes. I wouldn’t invite him for dinner the dour faced loon. Ba$tard off spring of Jim Jeffries prehaps? That’s a low blow for a Hibee and we know he is a Hibee as he told Soccer Am he was.

Or is he?

It was reported that since he was in Valencia he was going to lend his support to R*ngers if his doubles match finished in time. Same report states that he trained with R*ngers as a youngster.

The crowd to watch his game was bolstered by some light blue support and he thanked them for their backing after he won the match, which he was requested to gies the sash . The Diary loves how this banter was just a throw away comment in the report.

I knew there was a reason I didn’t like Murray. It wasn’t that his face was seemingly made from surplus latex from the Spitting Image puppets, his teeth were taken from the corpse of Shergar and his hair looked like a wig of giants pubes. The only Grand Slam he will ever win will be if he finds himself, drugged and tied up in Cliff Richards basement and he is wired for sound.

Another apologist cover blown.