10,000 A Week Deal For Feindouno

Celtic Park is usually a graveyard for trialist. De La Pena, Dani and Amoroso have all wandered around the training ground and failed to impress (sic). Our manager has given the-seldom-seen Oliver Kapo a contract this season after being impressed with what seems the players ability to turn up on time.

Guinea International Pascal Feindouno is now rumoured to have been offered a deal at Celtic but his holding on for double that amount, which has been offered in Qatar. With him also being linked to Everton, Blackburn and Bolton this leak seems to have the hand of brinkmanship all over it.

This video of the player comes with the tagline: ‘Le Black Zidane’ I really hope you can feel my complete apathy at this charade.