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Hearts: Bridesmaids Revisited.

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“They were all over the place. There were too many gaps; we assisted them.” GreyFriars Jobby being as graceless in defeat – as usual. Even when the moaning faced welt wins he is graceless. Remember last November his dancing in the stand? We knew then that it was their cup final. Though, they have lasted a bit longer than expected.

The press treated our victory – best performance of the season according to some –  with some morose. They had wound up the feckless natives causing them to act like horny gimps in snapping up extra tickets in the hope that they could win the league. The more that seen that defeat the better.

It was so easy that Lennon even thought it was save enough to bring on the Meccio Wan and Steptoes Horse.

So let’s celebrate that this year the 26th January was Bridesmaids Day. The day Hearts chances of silverware this season ended.

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