The ‘Fakeover’ Royal Souvenir Edition

So, it’s being reported that the Royal Wedding – not lack of funds – is the reason why the ‘Fakeover‘ still has a few details to iron out.

For those hanging out the stolen Tesco bunting, Charles and Di commemorative tea towels, William and Kate Union Jacks and the traditional piñata – full of jellies and Tramadol to take the edge of the Stella – this will be as confusing as that time they were told their sister was their Mother.

The Royals are stopping the God Save The Queen Brigade getting their hands on a ‘war-chest‘, a ‘pirates chest‘ or a ‘Jordan sized chest‘ for next seasons assault on the laughter glands. They will be looking at pictures of the happy couple not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

In this confusion I would advise them to read this regarding Man United and the Glazer family. This (maybe) is coming to them via a downgraded ‘billionaire‘ very soon.

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