The Good
What’s not to be good? Two victories on the road, no goals lost and we make our competitive return to Paradise in a game against a decent mob who have come and gave us a game recently. We scored 10 goals against DuNT last season and lost 4.
I’m betting goals and entertainment.
The Bad
The injuries are bad. In fact I could include injuries in The Ugly as well and I need to consider where my loathing of cuntf*ce Drogba would be more comfy.
The injuries, aye, them. Loovens is injured so this should see Danny and Kelvin having to handle Jon Daly who has scored twice already this season. Will Lennon attempt to put Wilson in at left back or continue with Mulgrew who was decent last week but left back is his worst position if being truthful, which I am.
This decision could rest on the fitness of the midfield. We have been told that Broonie and Kayal are doubts, Kayal described as ‘major’ , Ki has had a long flight this week, though I’m sure the leg room in first class is not a major bind and the onset of deep vein thrombosis should not be in the post and Commons has been wearing a protective boot.
We will also have the screams that Paddy McCourt should come into the reckoning after his performance against the Fisherman, Seal Clubbers and Whale Killers of the Faros.
Add that people think that Cool Hand Luka is the worst keeper since Gordon Marshall gave up hairdressing and we have a crisis.
The Ugly
When your player states that he thought another player had broken his leg in a waste of time friendly, no matter if he makes an apology afterwards, makes him absolute budgie molester.
It’s easy to hate Chelsea. They were the first club to embrace the Sugar Daddy ethos were shady f*cks, rich on not-sure-how-they-obtained-it oil money, played fantasy football buying trophies and creating a dressing room of egos so big Brian Cox is going to a series on them.
Drogba is a major part of that dressing room. Anyone that can out c*nt, Terry, Cole and Lampard deserves to be sent abusive texts from Colin Hendry.
Peter Houston deserves texts from Colin Hendry. Texts like: “Yer a German helmet”, “Craig Levein has got the KY Jelly ready” and “yer a walking scrotum.”
A returning Willo Flood is also an ugly reminder of the PLC’s failings (and a former managers passion for 2nd rate midfiedlers) and I reckon he could score against us. Karma is a bitch you see. Also, the aforementioned Jon Daly likes a goal or two as well.
We may need to score a few to ensure the 3 points. If Lennon is thinking the sameway we may see the doomed 2 winger experiment be revisited. That has been ugly before….
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why not try Wanyama in midfield or defence surely its times like this we find out his best position personally i feel its tucked in behind the midfield as defensive cover don’t think he’s centre half with Wilson as they’re too much alike
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I think you will se a midfield of Broonie, Ki, Ledley and Forrest.
Wanyama will only be used in emergancies.
Midfield might be Commons – Ledley – Ki – Forest, if Broony is out. Not ideal but still a midfield good enough to win the game i think. If Broony plays it might be Ledley – Ki – Broony – Commons‚ much more solid and balanced, if Lennon goes with this he needs to leave Stokes up front with Hooper, it didn’t work at all against Aberdeen having Stokes so far left.
Defence is surely Mulgrew – K.Wilson – Big Dan – M.Wilson, that back 4 should be good enough to keep a clean sheet as long as the keeper is competent, keeper doesn’t need to be “Top Class” in games like this if the defence is on form imo.
Your embracing those two wingers like a mother embracing a returning war hero son….:-)
lennon has built a team in his own image. brown and kayal are at the nucleous. did you see the tackle on brown by samuel during the inter game? why did he try to break his leg – because of what brown had been doing the entire game to his teammates. samuel is a an icon and not a dirty player. drogba is generally a pussy when it comes to getting stuck in – so he must have been seriously provoked.
kayal is a very cynical tackler – he lines players up – what goes around comes around.
Have you got a stutter? You keep on repeating the same shit with a hint of sense and irony. It’s almost as if you need justification for your sheer stupidity…
In keeping with this, yes, I think Lee McCulloch only protects his fellow players and doesn’t try to injury, intimidate and bully because he lacks basic ability.
Cock.