John Wilson, You’re Immortal Now.

I’m sorry that I bastardised a quote that is ingrained in the fabric of our football club but the verdict of Not Proven regarding the assault on Neil Lennon is now ingrained as a symbol of our broken justice system.

John Wilson has been revealed to be a pregnant girlfriend beating boosting football hooligan (so it was reported in a paper that has been known to print mistruths) who turns into a violent psycho during booze-fuelled benders. We didn’t need any more indications that the guy was scum.

His face and actions said it all.

The verdict means that this rim licker is now a hero to other rim lickers. He has faced the judges and won Bigot Idol. It makes a mockery on the tough on ‘sectarianism’ stance that the Scottish President used as a great photo opportunity in April this year.

No matter if he did or didn’t utter the words that attack was cooked up with a mixture of booze, idiocy and a healthly splattering of bigotry.

The fact that both Hearts and now Saughtons new knobjockey have failed to get the deserved punishment for this incident baffles and disheartens. Mind you both used they had learning difficulties as a defence and signed their statements in crayon.

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