An Ode To The SFA Board Meeting & AGM. They Huv To Be Saved, Dave.

They huv to be saved Dave, they huv to be saved…

Dave hud heard this awe before..
Fae the end of the bar tae the work place floor
This time it wisnny gonna to pass him by
This time he hud to ask why

Is it because you hud an egotistical owner
That Joanna Lumely gave a boner?

Cause the relationship wie the bank wis doomed to fail
So tax advice from Paul Blaxendale?

Cause Marvin Andrews wis a man o’ god
“An EBT, well thank you lord!”

Cause Souness wis the one that took the bung
Claiming he hud a nose joab to be done

Cause yir dual contracts ur no big deal
Ostenstad and Vanoli wir really steals

Cause Little Dick showed ye the light
Spent the cash oan a big Norwegian shite

Cause Lloyds TSB wanted thur cash
And Wonga widnae gie you a loan in a flash

Cause Craig Whyte duped yis during the night
Him and Prince Albert are laughing awe right

Cause Duff & Phelps are nuthin but crooks
They’re gonna escape wie the loot

Cause the players ur asking aboot thir tax dough
Whytey boy is spending it, doon in Monaco

Cause Paul Murray hus great hair
But Brian Kennedy disnny seem to care

Cause Bill Miller wis a truck billionaire
Well send him a few e-mails to see if hes fair

Cause cash for yir sash and loot fir yir flute
Hus seen yir fighting fund nearly kapoot

Cause Charlie Green seems to be in pole
But no one knows if he hus any dough

Cause Doncaster and Regan know yir worth
Your cheating and lying will see that become mirth

Cause biy not paying transfer fees fir years
Clubs less than you huv shed numerous tears

Cause no matter the rule whits mine is mine
Dundee United ur noo getting paid oan time

Cause no paying tax is a tactical innovation
Jonathon Wilson is currently writing aboot this sensation

Cause no Casino and no pitch on the roof
And Billy Dodds hus told the truth

Cause Barca and Manchester wis awe polis brutality
Hitting the disable and no thug like reality

Cause threats from Sally aboot the club he loves
Sees mail now being opened wie rubber gloves

Cause the media need you to be saved
They all huv mortgages to be paid

Cause small businesses youse huv also failed
Newsagents no longer delivery the daily mail

Cause punish us and we will take you all down
The court of session is the only show in town

Cause your debt is 134 million round
A CVA will see pennies in the pound

Cause you owe awe of Scotland 5 pound they announce
I’ll take cash as your cheque will bounce

Cause you are the people and yir doon on yir luck
Sorry but we dinny gie a fuck

Cause yir apology has been loud and clear
It’s still curtains for says Elizabeth my dear.

Aye, They huv to be saved Dave, they huv to be saved…