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A Circled Squared: Liar, Liar Pants On Fire, Mr Green.

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My old granny always used to to say “Always dust your skirting boards”. It seems that Charlie ‘One Suit’ Green has had someone come round to view his house and then decided to clean the dust of them afterwards.

Green is a door to door hoover bag salesman whose business is about to go belly up as he deduced to late that everyone now has bag less Dysons. After getting a legally challengeable temporary membership for Sevco (it has to be Sevco as Rangers (IA) still have an SFA membership, so what colours do Sevco play in and are there any players registered to Sevco?) to play in the Ramsden Cup he sabre rattled this:

“I think everyone knows that it’s Rangers that are playing at Ibrox whether its owned by company A or company B. Our main rivals – or our former main rivals – across the city they have had three different companies in their lifespan.

In fact if you look at their corporate structure now it’s more complicated than Rangers’ is.

So it’s not about an individual or a corporate company with a registration number. This is Rangers and will always be Rangers.”

An almost Churchillian speech made from the crumbling marble staircase which would only be lessoned if some evidence was out there which had Green saying the complete opposite and proving that this ‘call to arms’ was him just realising that he is dealing with the most gullible arseholes in planet football……oh, there is.

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  • justshatered says:

    Well Chas if you are Rangers playing out of Ibrox with the same badge and you are all for dignity then I’m sure that you will have no problem paying your tax bill when it arrives as well as your outstanding NI and tax from last year.
    We all know that to sell the club to the fans he has to tell them that they are still the same and if he can even bring Celtic into his arguement then all the better.
    However he wants to be treated differently in the eyes of the football authorities and more importantly the creditors to that of the former corporate entity.

    • lordofthewing says:

      I can imagine Green getting a phone call over the next few days from HMRC and when asked if they are the same club saying: “Hell NO!, I’m only the same club to those gullible zealots, to youse nice guys I’m The Rangers FC or Govan Strollers if you wish.”

      I wonder if he could make a MASSIVE mistake today if The Rangers FC take to field as Rangers FC…..

      • justshatered says:

        It would indeed be a mistake and I’m sure our sports rulers will be all over it with their rule book in hand………………….. oh on the other hand they would probably expell Brechin from the competition because they followed the rules. Such is the contempt that the SFA are now held in by the fans of virtually every club in Scotland save one.

  • Pasty says:

    If they do take to the field as Rangers FC then supporters of very other team should complain to the SFA and FIFA along with the companies Registry and have the match delared Null and Void and have legal action started against them.

  • jack mac says:

    The badge on the shirt look the same. the badge shown on the team sheet looks the same. surely not an epic fail at this early stage??!! lol. fat Sally got something else to moan about?

  • catherine cameron says:

    Boring Boring pettyminded Celtic Fans. Leave us alone and go and watch the SPL meaningless matches. You talk about wanting our titles well you will be getting them for the next three years.
    so shut up and stop being greedy!!!!!!!

    • Matt says:

      Perhaps Mr Green should stop commenting on Celtic’s business structure. That’s what prompted the comments from Celtic fans.

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