The Reason I Hate Barcelona.

31 thoughts on “The Reason I Hate Barcelona.”

1. The rant meister! I can see your point. 🙂

2. Has the blog been hacked??

   1. Who by; Busquets?

3. At least our team aren`t in massive debt in a debt ridden, hole in the shoe, backside of a sweaty thermostat broken oven of a dustbowl country.
   Howzat? 🙂

   1. That’s a keeper. Though, I’m sure the stuffed donkey stereotype should get a mention.

4. Top quality not had a good laugh like that in a while.
   Ianin440 keep up the English lessons you’ll get their in the end and whole your doing that do some research.

   1. I blame the teachers. 😉

5. Authenticity has no place in a footie blog!

6. hahaha

7. any point you are trying to make is totally lost with the language you use. Gave up trying to read it, if thats the best you can do you should give up.

   1. You need industrial strength pants on to read this

8. I would hate to see you angry but I like it!

9. Barcelona are many Celtic fans second team. Your article is poorly written and looks like it was written by a two year old. We are open to all. You are not.

   1. Sorry, BUT A SECOND TEAM?

      IF you were a TRUE fan you would only have one team. As your emotions couldnae take them twice being battered with a BIG F*CK OFF baseball bat every single week.

      TRUE FANS DON’T HAVE SECOND TEAMS.

10. This is brilliant. Just please get somone who can write to read this and correct the mistakes. That’s all I ask.

    1. Wasn’t proof read. But even if it was the person who would proof it can’t write either.

    2. I’m sorry…it’s difficult to type while foaming at the mouth.

11. Okay, so don’t keep us guessing — who do you want to win the game?

12. Quality ranting, but here’s some much needed balance…

    I like Barca. I like how they play. I like that they bugged Franco. I like their strip. As a bhoy in the 70s, I had the Subbuteo team (along with the Hoops, Ajax and Inter). I like that their players drive people-carriers and don’t spend their weekends spit-roasting Hollioakes stars. I like that they have a chapel in their stadium. I like that their fans call themselves “arses”.

    However, on Wednesday I’ll be roaring the Bhoys on to smash them all over the fucking park! Can’t wait. ‘Mon the Hoops!

    1. You like that they have a CHAPEL? WHO THE F*CK TO THEY PRAY TO IN THAT CHAPEL?

       THE GOD OF BIG GIRL BLOUSES!

       That’s who.

       F*cking Franco.A ONE BOLLOCKED BULLY.

    2. The fact they have a chapel should have nothing to do with liking the team, religion and football are separate entities. If more people in Scotland realised this we would not have half the problems we do just now and have had in the past.

       1. Sorry Benjamin, yer talking pish.

          Footballers and fans all over the world openly, and without any trouble, include religious (largely Catholic) symbols in their pre-match, post-match and celebratory rituals.

          If Scotland has problems, it’s because there’s too many Hun cunts here who can’t see someone bless themselves without turning into characters from “28 Days Later”…

          1. Fair point. However, just because a lot of teams do it does not make it right. By promoting one religion along side the football club, you might end up alienating people of other religions or people you do not believe in god. If people want to go to chapels, churches, mosques, synagogues etc then fair enough but that has nothing to do with football. People getting religious abuse from someone just because of what football top they wear is ridiculously stupid. Bringing religion into football is the cause of this.

          2. Again, you are getting things the wrong way round. There is nothing wrong with mixing religion and football. The problem is intolerance.

             What you propose is craven. Don’t be openly religious, because the intolerant won’t like it?

             You also make the common error of wrongly confusing a “chapel” for a Catholic church. A chapel is simply a small place of worship within a larger buliding. The word implies no particular religion.

    3. barca loves you, visca celtic puta rangers

13. Fuckin great, you nicked my rant 🙂

    I’m so tired of this Barcelona love in. It’s the same with Arsenal when they try and fail to play the same way. “How dare you defend against our beautiful football, this is sacrilege !”

    Greatest team ever ? Maybe. Personally, I’d rather watch paint chip than watch them pass another team to sleep.

14. i loved this rant. I however, love watching barcelona, but I do agree with you in the arrogance sense. Its mind games, they want us to act like the home team and attack them, which is exactly what they want.

    Xavi came out a few days ago and said “celtic are going to be difficult in glasgow because they do not like to attack”, which of course, is completely false and he knows it. He’s hoping that the players and manager will see it and counter his argument, play attacking, and play into their hands.

    I’m sure we will be slightly more attacking on wednesday with a few more chances and set pieces, and if we won or dwer it wouldnt matter, they’d still call us “anti football”

15. What a total rant! Basil Fawlty would be so proud (“they’re from Barcelona you know”).

    Quite right, aside from the total footballing genius of pretty much the whole darn lot of them, the reaction to Celtic’s display of a fortnight ago (zombies apart) has been puzzling to say the least. Were we, with a squad containing a fraction of the talent and at about a 100th of the cost, meant to go and stand toe-to-toe trading blows with the mightiest club side that has ever pranced the Earth?

    Nae bother, let them win 8-0 to massage their egos with. I would love for us to be in the position to play them at the beautiful game but more expensive and better teams than us have tried and failed.

    Bring on tomorrow night. Can’t wait.

16. Excellent and very very true!

17. Celtic better not be sucked in by Xavi-bollox…bore them rigid and bang one in off Xavi’s ar$e in 95mins. 2-2 in head to head, we knock em out …kinda.

18. Absolutely fuking brilliant. And yer man ( and all of us ). Had the last laugh

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