The Celtic Emirates Casino. Well, Why Not?
Just for giggles, let’s throw this one in there. This was promoted so many times as the answer to Rangers’ financial problems, it just makes good sense that it should be promoted as the way to take us further away from them than ever before.
Gambling is forbidden in the UAE, but there’s no law against turning a profit and these boys know that few things make more money than a casino. A joint venture with Celtic and one of our betting sponsors would make even this a viable project.
Of course, we’d eat no end of criticism for it – unlike when Rangers were looking at the idea – but on the day planning permission was granted it would really be something to be sitting in the vicinity of David “Moonbeams” Murray, just to see the look on his face.
