Sevco Noise thinks there’s a “sea change” coming in Scottish football … on the basis of a dream one of its writers had last night. Yes, no joke. He dreamed that his team won 2-0 today and that tomorrow we’d lost to Aberdeen.
If I put down my dreams for this blog I’d either have a lot less readers or a lot more of them; it’s hard to say. I do know I’d be writing these words from a secure hospital. To give you a taster; last year I dreamed I was lying on my bed, which was floating in an ocean of water that used to be my bedroom floor, playing battleships with model boats.
That’s what you call a “sea change.”
If any psychologists amongst you can translate that one for me, please do.
Honest to God, that article should be bookmarked for posterity; this might well be the moment when they first acknowledge what they are, and when they freely admit that they’ve abandoned reason for La La Land.
I used to dream before important games; on the eve of the 1985 Scottish Cup Final I had a dream that Celtic fans in the Hampden stands unfurled a banner that was so big it ended up literally draped over the stadium, so we couldn’t see the sun as if the whole game was being played inside a tent. I have no idea what that meant and I made no effort to try to decode it.
Because I was nine at the time.
Excitement before big games is normal. But their chances of pulling off a title win are so vanishingly small it’s barely worth contemplating … but it’s clear that these Peepul are taking this “title challenge” thing a little bit too seriously for their own good.
They are getting themselves all worked up over it, and for some reason this weekend has sparked real fever in their ranks. The way they are over-exaggerating their chances, I think it would be a mercy killing if Hearts beat them today and ended it.
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