FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO THE MEDIA: FROM CASTORE.
Following yesterday’s cup final, Castore is proud to release our new range of clothing for the more discerning Ibrox supporter; The Second Prize Range of fully customised jerseys emblazoned with the words “Better Luck Next Time!”
Available in various sizes all the way up to XXXXL, these will be a wonderful addition to any burgeoning collection of our official merchandise!
You too can strut like a boss, like a captain, like Hall Of Famer James Tavernier and show off your credentials as a bona fide winner of runner up medals! You can model yourself on Fashion Sakala and boast of being “Simply Second Best!”
You can pose in your “almost but not quite there” commemorative jersey!
These strips are one-of-a-kind, hand-made to mass produced perfection in Turkey.
They are guaranteed not to fade for the first six washes!
And due to changes in our manufacturing, just one in every sixty might carry slight defects like loose threads that lead to general unravelling, just as the team does when it’s under pressure!
These are priced reasonably at £75 for adults and the same for children.
We even have schemes to help in these cash-strapped times! Our “buy now pay in instalments” packages are available for people who buy four shirts or more from our new range!
The Second Prize range will be limited to a run of ten thousand shirts, with the club contracted to buy back any unsold stock in our warehouses.
We do anticipate a high purchase rate; who would not want to get their hands on this fine attire?
We expect these to go fast, so get your orders in now.
The Second Prize shirt is a splendid piece of official merchandise that no self-respecting fan should be without … and not to worry! We will be releasing a “Pro-Shirt” version in the next few weeks.
Excellent.
Second prize for Second rangers. How very apt.
They should be in blue with a red neck.
Johnnybag how you doing ma friend,somebody told me you disappeared with John Brown and the deeds.
Here’s a wee spanner in the works for you,has anyone seen John the bombscare Brown,looks like he has disappeared with the deeds.
So your nurse has let you oot for a wee while Scud Book, so here’s a wee spanner in the works for you.
You said that there was no way on God’s green earth that Celtic would win the Viaplay Cup Final and that Ange would not even be there as he would chuck it because of the corruption in the Scottish game. You know, I swear I saw him lifting that Cup with a real smug, satisfied smile on his coupon, I doubt I must have imagined it for you said “THE FIX” was in and that of course was cast in stone.
Whatafkntit you are, you didn’t really have much credibility but it has certainly all evaporated now!
Like the new Rangers condoms. Made for her pleasure. Wearer guaranteed to come second
Magic. This made me LOL.
We are totally owning them. We have accepted their unconditional surrender.
The war is over, lads.
Rejoice!
Almost put in an order there, pure comedy gold.!!!!!?