Kris Boyd’s Latest Celtic Comments Are A Testament To His Clown-Car Stupidity.

Jesus. Tell me you rolled your eyes yesterday when you read those loony comments from the Village Idiot about how the Ibrox club would be top of the league if they, and not Celtic, had Kyogo in their team.

What kind of basis for a serious debate is that?

Their team has not had a problem scoring goals.

Our team has not had a problem scoring them when Kyogo hasn’t been.

We are not a one-man show, which is at the heart of what this clown is suggesting.

It’s just another way of devaluing what this team has done.

If he wasn’t at Celtic, you know what we’d have? A player scoring just as many goals.

We have an awfully good scouting system here and even if we didn’t, the top scorer in the SPFL last season was Giakoumakis; he left because Kyogo was keeping him out of the side. Had he been starting every week would Boyd be saying it about him?

These sort of idiotic hypotheticals are for fools on the margins.

Nobody who wants to have a serious discussion about the relative strengths and weaknesses of the two clubs would ever make such a puerile pointless claim. It’s a simpleton’s argument, and that, at the end of the day, is all Boyd really is.

Which is why I call him the Village Idiot.

We are better than their team in every department. Every single one. They don’t have a single first team footballer who would be guaranteed a game in our team, even from the subs bench. To reduce the whole discussion to one player, and in such a bizarre fashion, is proof positive that this guy has all the brain-wattage of discarded gum.

Kyogo is a magnificent footballer and we have a happy knack for signing them these past few years.

I have never, for one minute, wondered where Rangers would have been had we signed Brian Laudrup first, because what point would there be in such speculations? I have better things to imagine, better things to occupy my mind with.

But Boyd clearly does not, and it must have taken every one of his brain cells firing on full even to come up with this.

It’s a joke, and that the media are treating it as if it’s serious is an even bigger one.

You might as well throw Erling Haaland into their squad whilst you’re at it and speculate about that, because once you’re in fantasy land it’s just a matter of degrees anyway.