Cantwell “Can’t Imagine” Celtic Giving His Club A Guard Of Honour. Hey, He’ll Never Know.

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Todd Cantwell summed up the prevailing attitude at Ibrox today, which is to presume that the rest of the world is as hateful as they are. This is the problem with staring through a prism of paranoia and loathing. You start to see everyone in your own image.

If your club is built around the idea that you are a tiny island floating in a sea of hatred and jealousy and you have swallowed that whole without a second thought, then you will act accordingly.

He’s already been bitten by the bug, and it’s one of the things the Ibrox fans enjoy about him.

“Look at that deft way he pulled the water bottle away from Kyogo! Man that’s better than a Hampden goal.”

Lundstram refused to help a Celtic player to his feet a year or so back and went from being a cumbersome joke to a hero of the stands immediately.

It never lasts, of course, but whilst it does they have themselves a new hero.

I love this guy already. He’s so like the manager over there.

He talks out of both sides of his mouth at the same time. Imagine being just in the door five minutes, with the blood still flowing from the way he treated his last club, and talking about “playing for the badge”?

The Goons Gallery just laps that up, don’t they? And why wouldn’t they?

Imagine saying that! “I can’t imagine them doing that for us” in relation to the guard of honour. He’s crammed a lot into that short spell in Scotland, hasn’t he? He’s done the full course on Celtic and what Celtic will and won’t do.

As it happens, I wouldn’t give a toss about offering them a guard of honour if they were willing to grant us one. That’s one of the differences between what Mr Cantwell knows and what he thinks he knows. And that’s why my offer would be so easy to make.

Because he’s never gonna know for sure, because we’re not going to let up on the winning of titles and trophies and that means he’ll never get the chance to find out.

A guard of honour is an honour only the winners get, and talking a good game doesn’t count.

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  • Paul Mac says:

    You meant to say Hatate yeah ? But true Tiktok Todd will never need to receive a guard of honour at least not for the next few years!
    Its done all over the world as a matter of respect .. ahh there is the problem RESPECT .. that lot don´t know the meaning of the word !!

  • Johnny Green says:

    You’re right James, Cantwell will not be here after 10-in-a-row and beyond, so he needn’t worry himself about a guard of honour which, in their case tomorrow, will become a gauntlet of hate instead,

    I just want our players to get in there and back out as quickly and as SAFELY as possible.


    • Brendan says:

      Cantwell us just a basis scumbag ,why worry wat he thinks or says ,btw did rangers win anything this year

  • Bob (original) says:

    That lad needs a haircut.


  • Bhoy4life says:

    The scottish sports media and pundits squealed like bi tches 2 seasons ago demanding we honour Sevco with a guard of honour, we should be the bigger person and give in….don’t see much of that kinda thing from them this week?
    Hypocritical biased blue nose fanboys the lot of them.

  • Tony B says:

    He might get a guard of honour if he got married to Ken.

  • Malc says:

    The bloke’s a cunt. What else is there to say. Who gives a fuck about a guard of honour anyway.

  • Johnny Green says:

    The ladyboy’s latest comments are suggesting that, by denying Rio Hatate a drink of water in the semi final, that his team are now on the way up?????

    If that is his logic he must have been at the back of the queue when God was giving out brains.

    I don’t like this pretend tough guy one bit.

  • Garry Cowan says:

    Todd really is the bawbags bawbag

  • Chris McDougall says:

    The guy Cuntwell, and I use that spelling knowingly, should have been sent off. He ran into the crowd (automatic yellow card) and then committed more fouls than anyone else on the pitch. He is now a poster boy for the deid club and that’s his level. A wee spiteful wanker.

  • Robert Downey says:

    Cantwell is a no mark, he will be found out sooner or later, he hasn’t earned the right to comment on what Celtic would or would not do.
    The only thing he knows about Celtic is what he has been spoon fed by Beale in his Radicalisation process. And now he will be reciting it,chapter and verse to any new recruits unfortunate enough to be conned into signing.

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