Ibrox To Demand UEFA Invesigation Into Match Fixing Involving Kiev, Celtic And Joe Biden: An Exclusive By Keith Jackass

Ibrox To Demand UEFA Invesigation Into Match Fixing Involving Kiev, Celtic And Joe Biden: An Exclusive By Keith Jackass

This evening, this writer can exclusively reveal that high-level talks are underway at Ibrox about about submitting a formal demand for a UEFA investigation into match-fixing allegations centred on Tuesday night’s game at Hampden, to reveal a conspiracy thought to involve Celtic, Dynamo Kyiv, the Italian officials, and government officials from the Biden administration.

If the Ibrox club submits their formal request, the shockwaves around football will be momentous. Not only would Kyiv and Celtic face lengthy European bans, but this would result in the immediate elevation of Philippe Clement’s side into the cash-rich Champions League group stages.

Concerns have been growing inside Ibrox over the last 24 hours that the Italian officials who handled Tuesday night’s match were determined to see their club ejected from Europe’s premier football competition and were willing to take whatever steps were necessary to ensure that it happened.

The red card shown to Brazilian superstar Jefre, who opted to join the Ibrox club in the summer over interest from the likes of Real Madrid, was the turning point in the game. It came at a time when Clement’s side were well on top of the encounter and looked certain to progress to the next round.

Almost from the first minute of the match, Ibrox officials had concerns that what they were witnessing was unfair.

When the referee was seen holding a yellow whistle—one of the colours on both the Ukrainian flag and that of the Vatican City —the feeling of dread began to grow among the directors, sources close to the club told this writer last night.

Those concerns were confirmed when the Brazilian was shown a second yellow card in the 51st minute, and the entire tie flipped on its head.

The Ukrainian club progressed to the next round of the Champions League, where they will face Salzburg in a game that could be worth a potential £40 million.

This cash will be critical for a club whose country is in the midst of a war, and this is where the Ibrox directors believe they have identified the tangled threads of a vast global conspiracy, with two central objectives: assisting Ukraine and assisting Celtic.

“It all starts in Washington,” an Ibrox insider told me last night. “It starts with Biden, whose Secret Service code name is ‘Celtic’ and who’s leading the international effort to aid the Ukrainians. If you check the bank accounts of the Italian referees, you won’t find cash payments from Glasgow or Kyiv, but you might just find contributions from the Americans, funnelled through Europe, supposedly for Ukrainian aid… It’s so obvious when you look at it. This is Irish-American political money being re-routed to influence European football results at the expense of our glorious club. Not only is it being used to support Ukrainian morale in the war effort against Russia, but Biden and his cadre of Irish followers are using the cash to essentially favour Celtic at the same time.”

I asked him what he thought should happen if these allegations are investigated, and in the event that UEFA finds evidence to support them.

“Well, obviously our club should immediately be put in the Champions League groups and Celtic ejected from the competition and banned from European football for a period of not less than 10 years. All Western countries should immediately cease giving aid to Ukraine until we can positively identify where that money is being spent and assure ourselves that it’s not being used to cheat other football clubs, or even to wind up right here in Scotland, funding the purchase of Adam Idah for all we know. Biden could be behind that too. If he is, he should be impeached and removed from office, and his vice president banned from standing in his place.”

This writer reached out first to The White House and then to the Harris/Walz campaign for a comment on this story, but no one from the White House would take this writer’s calls.

The Harris/Walz team sent back a one-word email saying that the charges, and this journalist, were “just plain weird.”

In the meantime, UEFA’s media office has blocked my email address, and this paper was unwilling to let me approach Celtic, as they fear getting on the wrong side of a chairman who is prone to threatening litigation.

After 30 attempts, I got hold of Brendan Rodgers and put these charges to him. I was greeted with several minutes of laughter and a suggestion that I lay off the hard stuff.

No one from Ibrox would comment on the record whilst discussions about the next steps continue in the boardroom.

But this news is expected to send terror through the Celtic support, create nervousness and doubts for the team on the pitch, and cause the share price to plummet as they wait for the inevitable hammer blows of punishment, which will erase their cash advantage for years to come.

And Philippe Clement now has two weeks to consider whether or not to spend some of the vast fortune that is surely coming his way as a result of this stunning, game-changing development.