If you want a summation of everything that is wrong with the Scottish sporting mainstream media today, you only have to listen to Jim White this morning on TalkSport, and you’ll understand where the problem lies.
The Ibrox club has just announced its new CEO.
Earlier, I wrote about their incoming chairman—or the guy widely tipped to be their incoming chairman—and his so-called political experience, which is why his hiring is being hailed as some kind of masterstroke. In actual fact, his political experience amounts to giving money to the Tory Party and getting a peerage from Boris Johnson.
But even more ridiculous is the praise being poured on Patrick Stewart, their new CEO.
Let me tell you the facts. The media is touting him as some sort of strategic thinker and genius. This is because he was the CEO at Manchester United. Except he wasn’t. He was the interim CEO at Manchester United—for about five minutes. He was appointed as a temporary stand-in during a difficult takeover period.
Making sweeping judgments based on interim appointments is ludicrous. Let me explain something about interim roles. Celtic has made interim appointments before. For example, John Kennedy was an interim manager at Celtic Park for a spell.
He had no chance whatsoever of getting the job on a permanent basis, and when he’s been for job interviews since, at no point would his CV boast about being the interim Celtic boss. Why? Because to all intents and purposes, he was—and remains—an assistant. Nobody judges him on his brief time as a stand-in manager.
The same applies to Ibrox’s interim managers: Kenny McDowall, Graeme Murty, Jimmy Nicholl, and Steven Davis, all of whom have held the role in the past seven years. So forgive me if the idea that Stewart was interim CEO at Manchester United doesn’t exactly fill me with dread that they’ve landed some heavyweight figure.
In reality, he’s a lawyer and a backroom administrator. Those types can work in certain roles. Michael Nicholson at Celtic Park, for instance, is regarded as competent.
He’s not a front-facing guy; he prefers to stay behind the scenes and has never given a press interview. Some of us have issues with that, but at the end of the day, is he effective? Yes. Still, it’s a scaled-down version of the job Peter Lawwell did because some of his responsibilities have been devolved to Chris Mackay and others to Paul Tisdale.
Stewart had no executive experience in a role of this size, and we shouldn’t treat him as if he does. The idea that his interim time at Manchester United is being spun as impressive is part of the media’s ongoing nonsense.
Already, people like Jim White are showering him with praise. And what’s the source of Jim White’s excitement? Ibrox insiders have told him this is a big, exciting announcement. That’s it. That’s the story. The people who hired Stewart are briefing the media that he’s a good hire. Is that news? Is that worthy of parroting? Should journalists be repeating that, or should they be scrutinising what this guy has actually done?
Stewart is a competent administrator, and that’s all. He’s not a visionary thinker. He’s not a broad strategic mind. He’s not bringing in any new investment. Over the coming days, you’ll hear all sorts of excitement about deals he was supposedly involved in at Manchester United. But here’s the reality: as a lawyer, he checked over the small print of deals negotiated by the commercial department before they were signed off by the actual CEOs.
And let’s be clear: if you’re part of the executive at Manchester United—one of the world’s biggest football brands—it would be stranger not to have been involved in some major deals. But only a small number of people are responsible for the commercial success or failure of a club that size.
The media won’t be looking at Manchester United’s record over the past decade, which is hardly flattering. This is a club that’s had everything from ludicrous vanity signings, like the return of Cristiano Ronaldo, to a parade of mediocre managers, each spending fortunes and then getting fired. Its performances in the domestic league have been middling at best, and the stands are regularly hostile towards the owners.
Not a single major issue at Ibrox will be solved by this appointment. They now have a figurehead to make decisions—which will be handy since the interim chairman, John Gilligan, was actually on holiday this weekend as the club crisis deepened; talk about fiddling whilst Rome burns.
And yes, let’s note again the word “interim.” Gilligan, too, is a placeholder, which is why there’s been so much talk about his limited authority. He may not even have the power to fire anyone at the club. Interim roles don’t carry much weight.
So, they’ve hired a CEO. Good for them. They’ve nabbed someone from the Premier League, so he’ll at least know his way around the basics. But if Stewart is smart, his first act should be to back Philippe Clement, guarantee the manager time, and tell the fans that they’re building something long-term. He should stand up to the anger in the stands and commit to stability.
But I suspect that’s beyond anyone at Ibrox right now. His first major act is likely to be firing the manager and going on another hunt for a new one. It’ll be a repeat of the chaos he witnessed at Manchester United, where short-term thinking ruled the day. His priority will likely be to appease the fans with a blood sacrifice, rather than standing firm.
For a few days, Stewart will be hailed as a hero. He’ll do the media rounds, talk about stability, and project an image of progress. But as he compiles a shortlist for Clement’s replacement, he’ll be sowing yet more instability.
Meanwhile, the same board that hired Stewart will avoid scrutiny. This is the same group that hired Koppen, Bisgrove, and Clement. Stewart is just the latest figurehead brought in to create the illusion that they know what they’re doing. And as long as people like Jim White are happy to carry their water, they’ll get away with it—for now.
I’ve not heard what has been said on Talksport yet, but based on the usual format of there show. I’d say Jim bigging him up is a damning indictment of the appointment. More often than not, Jim will position himself as the “devils advocate” in order to allow the colour commentators (Jordan & guests) state the realities of the situation. Jim infuriates me a lot of the time on the show because he is willing to die on the hill he has stood himself on but at the same time I think you can often tell in his voice that he is conceding the argument.
I expect though this was probably a footnote of discussion within the show so maybe not much actually said.
Whatever his credentials are as a CEO, then it has to be better than no CEO in place at all. Having been at Man U, it certainly would be expected that he will bring something to the table, so he should be an improvement of sorts at the very least. However, unless he can kick with both feet and score great goals on a consistent basis then he is not going to make even a little dent in Celtic’s progress. He is going to have a very long hard journey ahead of him suitably attired in his brogues and his orange tie as he walks the GREEN mile. The poor sod!
We welcome the chase.
Clyde Superscoreboard should be awesome tonight for sure !
A new head administrator starts at Ibrox, big news, but lets face it if you’re a bluenose any change at Ibrox these days is good news. The other guy Offord who seems to be the favourite for the Chairman’s position is interesting, he’s an out and out Tory Unionist who should get on with some within our board Aye Wilson I’m thinking of you.
Offord should fit right in at Ibrox, he wrote an article for a right wing think tank titled “Bankrupt Britain”. More seriously he worked with a London Merchant Bank specialising in mergers and acquisitions, could be he’s been brought in to advise and help lure any likely mug who wants to takeover Sevco.
Is Wilson not a Labour Fucker micmac…
That said they are unionist loving pro Brit Butchers Apron Loving Bastards as well…
Maybe not quite as much as The Tories –
But not the width of a fu kin pubic hair off it !
Aye Clach he was Labour, now he’s a rabid Unionist and on the board of numerous companies. the political views he spouts in his newspaper column shows that he leans more to the right than the left these days.
He did get the Enterprise through some tricky situations, I’d be more worried if it was Picard.
The media absolutely love a feel good Ibrox story but their fans aren’t happy. If roles were reversed the media would have constant negative stories about Celtic and they’d be justified, but since it’s them it’s always positive. This was a desperate search that’s took ages to fill key positions and in all probability they’ve took whatever they could get.