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Clement falls, and the Celtic boss secures an impossibly large trophy.

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Last night, we recorded our latest podcast, and we opened with the news that the Ibrox boss, Philippe Clement, was about to breathe his last breath as the manager over there. It was inevitable.

We could all see it coming a mile off a couple of weeks back when they lost against Queen’s Park. And when they lost at the weekend, there was virtually no chance—none—that he was going to be able to limp on a moment longer.

And so it turns out that Rodgers gets to put another trophy on the wall after all. And for a guy like him, there has to be a certain satisfaction that goes beyond what you get for winning silverware.

These are the real prizes for a man like Rodgers. He’s like a big-game hunter who knows he can take down a stag at any time, but the chance to hunt a tiger in its own jungle? Just for the pleasure of putting away a real predator.

In what’s supposed to be the toughest derby in the world, he just keeps on winning. He just keeps on seeing off the competition, and he just keeps on mounting their heads. Because that’s the measure of a genuine conqueror.

When the Romans lost the battle at Teutoburg Forest, not only did Publius Quinctilius Varus die in the battle and see three legions annihilated, but the Germanic tribesmen took their personal standards. When Augustus heard about this, he disbanded the three legions and never reconstituted them. That was virtually unheard of in the Roman army. Losing the personal standard of one legion was bad enough. Losing three was a humiliation that Rome would try to avenge forever more.

Rodgers has just put away more than three legions here.

He has swatted aside everything that Ibrox could throw at him. And I know Gerrard is the prince over the water that they hope will come back. But every Celtic fan longs for that, because Rodgers had the beating of him the first time, and there’s no doubt he’d have the beating of him the second time.

The only question is how much humiliation people are willing to suffer in order to take that job. Because as long as Rodgers is here, he’s just going to keep on mounting their heads on spikes.

In Rome, it was customary that if you won a major battle against an enemy state, you got a triumph. Rodgers is fully entitled to feel he deserves his.

He hasn’t just defeated this enemy—he’s brought its empire to its knees. And I want you to think about that over the next couple of days. I want you to think about what that means, because that’s on a whole other order of magnitude.

Celtic managers have seen off rival bosses throughout our history. O’Neill himself saw off managers. But Brendan Rodgers has taken down an entire Ibrox board—an entire Ibrox regime. What was will never be again.

He’s brought their club to the brink of utter ruination.

And he didn’t do it single-handedly—Ange was here for two years and delivered a couple of blows—but it’s Rodgers who is here for the final strike. There was a time when this board thought it had the measure of our club.

Between them, he and Ange have sent the ramparts tumbling and burst the gate to the city and it’s Rodgers whose shadow looms largest over all of it and it’s Rodgers who rode in at the head of the army which completed the conquest.

So, yes, there are Celtic managers who can claim Ibrox managerial scalps. But this guy has brought the whole institution crashing down. They know that as long as he’s here, the present directors stand no chance whatsoever. And so even they have to go in service of the Gods of War.

No Celtic manager that I can remember has ever almost single-handedly been responsible for mounting a series of Ibrox directors’ heads in a row on the castle walls. That has to be unique to this guy. And yet, that’s where we are.

That has to hurt them over there. That really has to hurt.

So for Rodgers, this isn’t even the equivalent of the big-game hunter putting a tiger’s head on the wall. This is like bringing home a Tyrannosaurus rex and sticking it in the corner—if you’ve got a room big enough for it.

And you know, if Rodgers does extend his stay here, this may not even be the last Ibrox board he topples. It certainly won’t be the last Ibrox manager he gets rid of. The talk today is that Barry Ferguson will take over on a short-term deal.

I hope he at least has the sense to do what Lennon did when he was offered the Celtic job on a short-term basis—insist that if things go well, he gets the job long-term. Well, by comparison to Clement, means he’d have a chance at it. And Rodgers will have his head mounted within eight months.

To be honest, I don’t know what the answer is for them. I don’t know whether the takeover will happen. I said last night on the podcast that it doesn’t really matter because I don’t see that anything these people do is going to make much of a difference. They certainly haven’t made much of a difference at Leeds, where we outspent them in terms of transfer fees last season.

And they have even less latitude to work with at Ibrox, because they want to bring the debt under control, and they’re going to have to comply with Financial Fair Play.

So the reality is, one of their first acts will have to be appointing someone new, and they’re going to know before that guy is even in the door that he’s already living on borrowed time. Because the idea that the supporters of that club, or the media that follows them, are going to allow anyone an appropriate amount of time to build some kind of long-term foundation is fanciful.

That was the plan with Clement, and it’s taken just two bad results in short order for them to terminate that experiment with extreme prejudice.

Nobody over there is getting the benefit of a long-term plan.

If success isn’t instant, they’ll want heads to roll—and Rodgers will be there with the sword to lop another one off. Even if he goes at the end of next season, my money would still be on him taking at least one more managerial scalp before he does.

Because the cold reality is, the average lifespan of an Ibrox boss has been dropping. This guy got 16 months. That’s not bad compared to some of his predecessors. But let’s be blunt—he should never have got this long. If the money had been there to do the job sooner, it would have been done a lot sooner.

Life expectancy for an Ibrox boss is around 12 months, and that’s for the ones who get a run of luck and good games.

Whoever is next in that chair will have to hit the ground running like never before. Three European qualifiers to negotiate, and if they lose any of the first two, there’s no parachute into another competition. If they lose any of those first two qualifiers, they are done. No European football. And whoever owns that club next is going to have to write one big cheque just to keep the lights on.

They’ll be expected to start fast and hard in the league, expected not to fall behind Celtic too early. Any manager who does will already have a noose around his neck. If that’s accompanied by an early exit from Europe, that noose is going to feel very tight, and they’re going to feel the trapdoor beneath their feet.

And there’ll be plenty of people eager to pull the lever.

Rodgers will be focused on our business.

He’ll be focused on getting us back on a winning run. We lost at the weekend too, and a lot of people in that squad have some making up to do for these fans. But I have no doubt we will get right back on the bus.

That defeat can be taken in isolation because it is an isolated incident. We’ve seen that this team is capable of excellence. There are few doubts about that. We’ve seen that this manager is capable of excellence, and there are even fewer doubts about that.

So he’ll have them out there doing the hard graft, sweating, running, and studying what went wrong at Easter Road. And I expect a very different Celtic team to take the field in the next two games.

But in his downtime, he is entitled to a long, contemplative silence, with his cigar and his brandy, as he sits and admires the trophies on his wall and to know that he didn’t just bring down those managers—he brought down that club in its present form.

That’s next-level stuff. He should be really proud of that.

That’s one hell of a trophy.

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James Forrest has been the editor of The CelticBlog for 13 years. Prior to that, he was the editor of several digital magazines on subjects as diverse as Scottish music, true crime, politics and football. He ran the Scottish football site On Fields of Green and, during the independence referendum, the Scottish politics site Comment Isn't Free. He's the author of one novel, one book of short stories and one novella. He lives in Glasgow.

9 comments

  • Johnny Green says:

    Of course mounting those 6 heads on his wall was never Brendan’s intention, it is though a well deserved bonus for all of us. As Brendan brings a constant winning mentality to our Club it is obvious that the damage he is inflicting at Ibrox is proportional to our success. He is destroying them bit by bit and eroding any hopes they have for their miserable present and future.

    Who’s next for the poisoned chalice then? I always reckoned it would be McInnes but because of the possible American takeover I am not quite so sure now, they might want a more sexy candidate to encourage their fans to buy their STB’s. Whoever it will be doesn’t matter too much though, as Brendan will undoubtedly have their measure. No. 7 for Brendan’s trophy wall will be along soon and I hope he stays with the Club long enough to get 10 in a row.

  • daviebhoy54 says:

    As an FP of a then central Glasgow Academy I ab adore your Roman and Greek analogies. Latin, Roman and Greek history and mythology were my fave subjects.

    We have seen the odd success from their Hannibals, Attilas Huns etc that weakened the empire but failed to overthrow it. The constant threats from Germanic tribes, loved their guerilla tactics in the forests of Germany where said legions were routed, eventually saw the final death knell applied by Odoacer to the empire under the reign Romulus Augustulus as Rome allegedly grew fat and complacent after long periods of over expansion.

    Let’s hope we don’t ever fall into that complacency trap that will see the Celtic Empire brought down by hun leaders or the combined armies of the 49er legion and Leeds Utd, if such threats even exist lol.

  • Kevcelt59 says:

    If a lot of them have their wish and gerrard came back, ah think the Celtic support would be every bit as pleased. Tho my own personal theory, is that he basks far too much in the myth ibrox and their support have built around him tae risk it. No way imo, would he want that ripped apart by a big reality check from BR and Celtic because that’s exactly what would happen and he fkn knows it. Ah think he’ll be shrewd enough tae stay out of it and if not, even better.

  • eldraco says:

    I can see tav and butland just loving taking orders from Ferguson. Aye right

  • TonyB says:

    I also appreciate the classical references to Rome and Greece as analogies for the sevco debacle.

    However my favourite is from the T.V. classic Blackadder 3, when Edmund is trying to recruit an exiled and impoverished French aristocrat Le Comte de Frou Frou to assist in his “cunning plan”.

    Blackadder. ” Would you like to earn some money?”

    Frou Frou. ” No. I would like other people to earn it and then give it to me. ”

    For me that is the huns in a nutshell, including their fans and toadies in the media.

    They deserve everything that happened to them and that will happen to them in the future.

  • Jay says:

    I have to say while BR maybe put the pressure on the Ibrox club with our utter dominance of Scottish Football. I don’t feel like it has been him or Celtic that have cost him his job.
    The simple fact is the rest of Scottish Football have put a beating on them also.
    It’s like someone hitting back at the bully in a school in front of everyone else & the fear is gone so why not have a pop.

    I still expect them to win most weekends but over this season my surprise when they drop points or get beat is minimal. They are playing on a level playing field now & being found out.

  • JimBhoyback says:

    EBT rangers again, recipients now taking the team. Wee Bazza the tactical titan. McCann ensuring everything done by the rule book.

  • Clachnacuddin and the Hoops says:

    The guy will just be glad to be to fuck outta The Liebrox Asylum to be honest…

    Can’t really feel any sympathy for him as he should have done better due diligence for sure on Sevco…

    But he soon learned their arrogant ways (Perhaps he already was – I wouldn’t know and it’s probably unfair for me to speculate to be honest)…

    But gone he is and gone wealthy he is as well –

    He’ll probably just drift along mediocre European clubs where he belongs and will be content enough there in that environment…

    I wonder will he come the patter that Liebrox is wonderful, majestic, zee bearrrs ar zee bezzt fans in zee uneeeveerzee claptrap or will he just slip away quietly into the European sunset !

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