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Celtic fans do not need to hear the “wisdom” of the Sunday Mail’s resident clown.

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Everyone who reads this blog on a regular basis knows that there are people in the Scottish media whose opinions should not matter to us at all, because those opinions are either so biased or so pig ignorant that giving them any credence whatsoever is akin to trying to win a debate in one of those El Salvadoran government torture chambers.

If you reckon people like the village idiot, or Alan Hutton, or Keith Jackson, or Hugh Keevins have opinions we ought to be interested in then you are probably as daft as someone who thinks that a political discussion can get you out of one of those rooms.

None of these people are friends of our club. Some of them are well-known adversaries of it, and one of them is a poisonous old man who thinks he’s a controversialist, but in fact is more akin to that barely tolerable aged relative so many folk seem to have — the one whose opinions they just nod along with while internally cringing, because that person is so colossally stupid and ignorant, and their “views” so outdated and backward, that you can’t help but feel embarrassed for them.

This Scottish media joker is on record as branding members of our first team squad wastes of money. Wow. What else is new? I could have lived my life without knowing that, without it bothering me one bit — except that another site published his quotes as if his views were something we badly needed to hear. They aren’t.

Only the names change with this guy, but the tune is the same one we’ve been hearing from him for what must be decades now. He’s the expert on everything we’re doing wrong — all the duds we’ve signed, all the managers who’ve been a huge disappointment, all the flaws in the strategy, all the ways we’re doomed to fail.

Hey, I should be sympathetic to some of that — I’ve got issues with the strategy, as many of us do. But those are considered, reasoned, calculated, thought-through. His version is all over the place, like monkey shit in a zoo.

For all his scattershot critiques — half of them colossally uninformed rubbish, and the other half just pure dripping poison — the trophies keep piling up at Celtic Park. Players come and go, and many of those who do leave net us vast profits.

He, on the other hand, has demonstrated repeatedly that he wouldn’t know a good footballer from a bad one if the good one was the one who booted him squarely in the nuts. His judgement — are we really calling it that? — has been exposed not just as flawed, but absolutely brain-dead, time and time again.

And all this does, of course, is feed a perception — a bad perception — that we’ve wasted a lot of money on certain footballers. Certain people are encouraged to push this negative line, and that is designed to turn fans against players and manager both.

It suits some to paint Celtic as a wasteful club and Rodgers in particular as a wasteful manager. Thank God we can afford it, eah? But I can’t believe that there are folk out there who don’t recognise that this is the narrative they’re feeding into when they promote the views of these people without challenging them.

See, they probably don’t see the distinction between what they do and what I do — between promoting those views and what I’m doing in highlighting them. But I’ll tell them what the difference is. I’m highlighting them so I can trash them. I’m highlighting them to defend our players. I don’t know what it is they think they’re doing instead, but I think it’s harmful.

Adam Idah scored two Champions League away goals for us at an English Premier League club. On that night, the Celtic manager said he had been exceptional. I wrote, and many others wrote, that his performance was English Premier League elite level and it was. That same player has scored massive goals for us in domestic football. Without his run onto the ball against Young Boys the Villa game might have been a do-or-die. It was Idah who made sure we went there already through.

The idea that a two-bob hack who thinks he’s a shock jock can slam him and have anyone think that’s a view that ought to be promoted and not scorned is almost funny.

But it’s not funny. We shouldn’t treat it as a joke, even if we treat the man who mouthed those words like one. It is a falsehood told with malicious intent. It is designed to cause harm, harm to Celtic, and that’s why I won’t simply ignore it.

In addition to this, Auston Trusty spent many years of his career in the Premier League and is a full international for the United States. You may not think he suits Celtic’s system as well as he might, but I happen to think he has the attributes to be a fine defender if he can only improve on certain elements of his game. There is a reason we paid big money for him, and why Rodgers thinks he’s got something to offer.

And don’t get me started on this idiot’s views on Jota, a young guy who didn’t play a lot of games in the last year and has been excellent for Celtic since returning, and without the benefit of bedding properly in with his team-mates or the system. That’s not an opinion as much as it’s a hateful rant drooling venom.

People who actually know what they’re talking about — professionals within football, people whose opinions I’d prefer to listen to, whose views I’d prefer to take on board, whose judgement I’d prefer to trust — entirely disagree with this relic of sports writings bygone age. A guy who never wrote a story that wasn’t handed to him on a plate. A guy who’s been caught lying about Celtic and about people at our club. A guy whose opinions have been exposed as shallow and idiotic, again and again and again.

He’s telling us that the professionals at our club — and Rodgers in particular — can’t spot a player. He’s telling us, in effect, that he knows better than the guy who won every trophy he competed for the last time he was here, and who by the end of this season, will have won five out of the last six. The guy who’s never been beaten at Hampden and the guy who, in all probability, will depart as our second most successful manager of all time — and by quite a distance.

This same joker didn’t think Jo Venglos could spot a player either. Or Martin O’Neill. He was questioning Ange’s judgement from the moment he was hired until the moment he fell to his knees, slobbering to kiss the ring like so many others. He turned on Rodgers almost as soon as he was back, and then last year, when our manager had triumphed, he wrote a sycophantic piece about how Rodgers had spoken to him for five minutes in a supermarket carpark.

His last moment of note, worthy of discussion, was to tell us the story of how Peter Lawwell scared him out of his bed one morning a month ago to berate him like he was a child because he had repeated someone else’s opinion on the radio, and not only did he take that, but he grovelled through a half apology in his column when so far as I could see he’d done nothing to apologise for.

Which in addition to everything else makes him a contemptible coward.

And anyone who holds his opinion up as if it has value devalues his or herself. If you accept that this fool has no credibility, then promoting him as a source of knowledge or wisdom only damages your own. And if you let him attack Celtic — if you promote those views — then aren’t you yourself attacking this club?

He’s not the only one doing it. But he is the worst. And there’s a reason why he’s viewed with even more contempt than the Jacksons and the Boyds and all the rest of them. He is the bottom of the barrel… and it is truly desperate for anyone to pretend that he is anything more than that.

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James Forrest has been the editor of The CelticBlog for 13 years. Prior to that, he was the editor of several digital magazines on subjects as diverse as Scottish music, true crime, politics and football. He ran the Scottish football site On Fields of Green and, during the independence referendum, the Scottish politics site Comment Isn't Free. He's the author of one novel, one book of short stories and one novella. He lives in Glasgow.

14 comments

  • Johnny Green says:

    James I am not happy about your ageist comment regarding older relatives spouting shite. I am an older relative to many, I bet you probably are too at a lower level on the scale, so ease off us oldies eh! 🙂

    I agree that Keevins is a malicious idiot of the first degree, but that has not just suddenly happened, a younger version of him was exactly the same, he has probably just perfected it and got better at it. However, thanks for highlighting his recurring deficiencies anyway.

    • SFATHENADIROFCHIFTINESS says:

      It wasn’t ageist, it was an observation and like most of us we have one in our own family.
      The tedious Uncle repeating the same old school mantras about everything and anything, the older Aunt who gets tipsy after one sherry and proceeds to revive long ago minor rifts or family embarrassments. They are in reality harmless and tolerated by the family.

      Keevins on the other hand is a totally different kettle of fish with the accompanying stench of vitriol, pettiness and vengefulness. A moral coward who hides behind the respect afforded most members of his profession and is empowered to mount personal attacks on individuals who lack the ability to challenge. The Agenda driven campaigns to destabilise individuals in our Club and the Club itself.

      He is a Charlatan, a Fraud, a spiteful ‘Old Man’ from a prior era hitting back at perceived slights.

      But worst of all is the fact that he is a dreadful hack, he doesn’t deserve the title of journalist.

  • daviebhoy54 says:

    They will do anything to try and knock Celtic before a big cup game, just as they do before every European game. That usually entails speaking to someone associated to the team we are playing telling us how crap we are and how they will maul us.

    An article this morning about Scott McTominey rattling in another brace for Napoli who’s fans think of him as a god. As with every other article about him they immediately link in Billy Gilmour, a flop at all his clubs so far, which demonstrates their view of what a great player looks like. I will take Brendan’s judgement all day long.

    To delight the fans of the tribute act even further they highlight the fact that ex Celt Liam Henderson was subbed after a poor performance.

    So WGAF what they think about our manager and players. They just can’t hide their pain and envy

    • PortoJoe says:

      Davie – I watched the Napoli game last night and Henderson had a good game. He was subbed with less than 10 minutes left when the game was lost and Empoli were taking players off to save them for a bottom of the table clash next weekend – proving how little these churnalists know.
      Henderson has done well for himself since leaving us, playing more than 200 games in Italy and is well regarded in Italy – very much the first of the recent group of Scots to make an mark out there.

  • CelticDa says:

    During a Wednesday night game down at Kilmarnock, he was so certain during the second half Celtic wouldn’t get the win…He announced he’d walk back up to Glasgow.
    Celtic won and he reneged

  • Brattbakk says:

    The only thing shocking about Keevins is that he’s employed. One thing I’ll say for him though, he hasn’t deteriorated with age, he’s the same idiot he’s always been.

  • eldraco says:

    Thats it! Dont hold back james.

  • briancavanagh says:

    Hi James

    I suspect I have a longer memory than most on this site -its age thing – Celtic managers have wasted lots of money the two biggest offenders were Liam Brady- Stuart Slater, Gary Gillespie to cite two examples, John Barnes -where do you start.!

    Rodgers has by and large spent well and the trophy room demonstrates that. I don’t have much a grá for the man – but all these recent buys are saleable assets. Dont think a newspaper that backed Andres Flo at £12 million for the Ibrox club in the esrly 2000s has any credibility in determining whether Celtic have wasted money on players

  • micmac says:

    I’m a few years older than Keevins and have read his columns through the years, in recent years I’ve only read 2nd hand accounts of the drivel he writes as I don’t buy newspapers these days. Keevins is probably the best example of the cringing Uncle Tim sports journalist in Scotland. They start out as the Token Tim and to keep their job they become beholden to their employers and toe the line by being over critical of everything Celtic.
    This guy has made a living, whilst looking an ignorant fool over the years by unfairly criticising the likes of Dr Jo Venglos a guy who managed Czechoslovakia to European Championship glory and not recognising probably the best players Slovakia has ever produced Lubomir Moravcik when he signed for Celtic, among many other gaffs about our club, whilst trying to appease his master’s
    Any modern Celtic player being criticised by this guy should take it as a compliment, over the years his judgement has become a joke regarding the talent of players whom Celtic have signed. Any pride he might have once had has disappeared with a lifetime of bowing and scraping to the enemies of Celtic and its supporters in the Sports dept of the press and broadcasting media.

  • Clachnacuddin and the Hoops says:

    He was on Clyde Superscoreboard last night which is always a good listen when Sevco drop points of course…

    Gabbling shite as usual a Celtic supporter got on to berate him around 7.45pm but fucked it up big time, by not having the facts written in front of him to humiliate the old coffin dodging bastard with –

    It was all about the Sevco fakeover takeover as well…

    I would actually aniahilate the tramp if I got on but I don’t buy his evil rag or any other Scummy so save for an odd article now and again I don’t know what lunacy he’s spouting on about so I don’t go on…

    Good energy saved then I guess !

    • Clachnacuddin and the Hoops says:

      Edit = *Save for an odd article ON THE CELTIC BLOG now and again, I don’t know what lunacy he’s spouting on about !

  • terry the tim says:

    Said to you before James Keevin’s is irrelevant , why do you bother what he wrights about?

    • Clachnacuddin and the Hoops says:

      I think it’s very worthwhile knowing (Free of charge at that as well) what our enemies are slandering us about and booting them in the balls big time in retaliation…

      Because rest assured – Lord Lucan-Nicholson won’t be doing anything about it for sure !

  • Hermes61 says:

    Unfortunately there are some in our fan base who do take him seriously. There are two guys who sit behind me who will berate any player that Keevins has recently criticised. Guaranteed every time it happens that player can do nothing right in their eyes. They only stop targeting that guy when Keevins directs his spite onto another then that player gets it. It’s been the same for years.

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