The other day, I wrote about McCoist and his absolutely unbearable commentary on Thursday night – how he once again demonstrated the worst kind of bias when watching his favourite team. What I didn’t know at the time was that Tam McManus – a man this blog intensely dislikes – had said much the same thing on Twitter.
I might never have known, had McCoist not completely lost the rag both after the match and again yesterday on TalkSport.
He sounded even more deranged than usual, which is saying something considering the kind of nonsense he’s spouted over the years.
But there was something different about his comments this time – particularly those in the TNT Sports studio. They didn’t just hint at bias; they laid bare the Ibrox mindset in its purest, rawest form. McCoist summed it up in a way only someone from that world can, when caught in a moment of truth.
His remarks were appalling. He took aim at McManus. He took aim at other pundits. The bitterness was so obvious, so visceral, and so completely unhinged.
You all know I’ve always said McCoist usually wears the mask well – that carefully cultivated image of the affable everyman. But when it slips, it doesn’t just come down a little bit. It comes right off, and what you see underneath is genuinely ugly. This was one of those moments. His utter refusal to even consider a view outside his own blinkered perspective? Unbelievable.
Here’s what he ranted on TalkSport:
“That sending off is a disgrace. Anyone that knows the game… The lawmakers will say ‘oh, the referee’s doing this and that’, it is never a sending off. They’ve taken common sense out of the game. If you talk to referees, there’s no such thing any more. He would not have had a word said about it if he’d left him on the pitch, and that’s the difference – they’re all frightened of the people upstairs.”
The “people upstairs” are, of course, the guardians of the rulebook. And while referees do retain a certain level of discretion in some situations – perhaps too much, depending on who you ask – there are moments where the law is crystal clear.
This was one of them. McCoist can protest all he likes, but this decision fell squarely within the black-and-white category.
Whether he accepts that or not is irrelevant. That’s the reality.
And let’s not forget – we’ve just seen a VAR official sacked in Scotland. McCoist should maybe think twice before being so cavalier about someone else’s job. But nuance is not really his strong suit. He sounds like a clown most of the time, but what came after the game made even that seem mild.
“If that’s the laws of the game, the laws of the game are wrong. I know the laws of the game. I’m arguing that the laws of the game are wrong.”
There it is. You will not find a clearer expression of how Ibrox and everyone within its orbit views the world: if the rules don’t match the outcome they want, then the problem isn’t them – it’s the rules.
That is McCoist’s mindset.
And that is why he has no business commentating on their games. The rules only matter when they work in their favour. When they don’t, the rules are the problem, and we should all either ignore them or twist them into shapes that suit.
How many times have we heard this before? “The problem isn’t us. The problem is the rules. The rules don’t serve us, so they must be wrong.”
His is a club that’s been trying to live in a fantasy land for years. Even the entire discussion around their prospective takeover is framed around how to get around UEFA’s financial sustainability regulations. The idea that these rules might simply apply to them in the same way they do to everyone else? That’s unthinkable in their world.
There’s a difference between disagreeing with a decision and outright rejecting reality. When the decision is correct, and verifiably so, but your response is to claim that the laws themselves are the issue, then your judgment is fundamentally broken, and in those circumstances you certainly shouldn’t be masquerading as a neutral or professional offering insight on a nationwide broadcaster.
It is astonishing to hear those words and remember they came from the mouth of the guy they keep putting in the commentary booth. What makes it even more surreal is who he was debating. Not Chris Sutton. Not Stiliyan Petrov. Not Hartson. Not even Martin O’Neill. He was arguing with Alan Hutton.
Alan. Bloody. Hutton.
I wouldn’t trust Alan Hutton to deliver an entirely unbiased opinion either, but even he didn’t think the referee got it wrong and he certainly wasn’t going to argue the toss about it, except to tell McCoist he sounded ridiculous.
He accepted it was a red card. And if he was saying that, then you know just how far off the deep end McCoist really is. Barry Ferguson – Barry Ferguson! – also came out after the game and agreed the ref got it right. So McCoist isn’t just off the rails by any reasonable standard – he’s off the rails even by Ibrox’s standards.
This man has no place in the commentary booth for their games. He just can’t help himself. He offers the most nakedly biased takes imaginable, and fans from other clubs – and neutrals – shouldn’t have to put up with that.
Nobody wants it. Tam McManus was absolutely right, and you know I hate saying that. McCoist wasn’t working for their in-house channel – he was supposed to be broadcasting to everyone, not just the Ibrox cheerleading section. And the truth is, most of them didn’t agree with his nonsense either.
He was offered a way out of the hole yesterday but he just kept digging, continuing to behave in a manner that would shame even The Village Idiot.
The mask hasn’t just slipped – it’s hit the floor and shattered. And the picture he’s presenting to the world is hideous.
Hahaha! I enjoyed that. It’s true though, I was talking to a staunch hun this morning and he had no problem with the red but felt the penalty was harsh, I haven’t seen either incident yet but if that guy thinks it was a red then I’m convinced. The issue isn’t that McCoist is so biased, it’s the platform he’s on. Stick him on their club channel and nothing else.
I thought the penalty awarded was soft, the one that the guy was booked for diving was definitely a penalty.
Your last paragraph James…
‘And the picture he’s presenting to the world is hideous’
Oh man – Never a truer word have you spoken – He fuckin looks ATROCIOUS !
Magnificent article again James…
That his ‘own’ like Hutton are railroading against him says it all really –
Perhaps he is vexed that Muir has gone and the beautiful old sands (in his eyes) are shifting if ever so slowly, but still shifting nonetheless in The murky old world that is Scottish Football…
He probably wants the cheating to be like 1984…
But big brother is watching now – Yep even in Scummy Scottish Senior Football !
TBH I think it’s time we all start emailing all the Broadcasters and the Sponsors NON BLOODY STOP, demanding he be ( and the permanent Tribute Act Bench based at Pacific Quay as well) removed due to his obvious, self certified bias. Threaten SKY with mass cancellations, BBC HQ London, Tv & Radio threaten non renewal of Tv Licence, ( nae laffin at the back), just keep sending them daily, then every so often send a different email asking for an update, when they ignore you just send a Complaint Letter. Inundate them with Complaints it doesn’t take much effort and just keep doing it until the dam breaks. Email your Complaints to the BBC Board of Governors regarding the Sports Dept at BBC Scotchland, just keep doing it. Little effort on your part individually but it will tie up their staff.
If nothing else you will feel better for it and the more the merrier
GIRFUT.
What a twat. No objective commentary from him about the stonewall penalty Bilbao didn’t get.
No talk of common sense there, just the overtly obvious orange bitterness of a complete and utter hypocritical twat that the modern world is leaving behind. Albeit too slowly. He should know just like Bill the butcher the bitterness will die with him.
‘Jolly’ wee cunt should hurry up wi it and join his dead club in the midden pit
Mccoist, Hutton andvl boyyd.
I would trust them to deliver my Chinese takeaway let alone an unbiased commentary.
Another set of deluded huns but mccoists commentary about the rules was a fabulous meltdown , wonderful to see and hear it happen.
I doubt very much if their employers will get rid of mccoist or even boydd , I.m sure they are just there to let us laugh at them
I emailed sky, like many Celtic fans, about the blob’s lack of objectivity, bias reporting and uncontrolled anger and that it was not a good look for their company. I warned I would cancel my subscription if that behaviour continued and he remained.
They replied that they liked having ex players presenting that showed commitment and passion for their old clubs.
I replied in the same email trail that I was cancelling not really so much because of his bias but for his anger and hatred displayed as a result.
They thanked me for my contribution over the years
By “old clubs” plural, they must mean Rangers and Sevco because you have to have been with either of them to get the gig.
I would rather rip ma money to shreds or use it to wipe ma arse than hand it to ANY television company !