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Barry Ferguson is so entitled that he can’t see why he’s failed.

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The Ferguson family don’t do irony, do they?

At the weekend, after dropping more points—and after he had seemed to realise that the job he had hoped for, and thought for a while was his, is never going to be his—Barry Ferguson gave a ranting, raving press conference where he seemed more pissed off that people aren’t listening to him than he was about anything else.

I sometimes wonder how people who are in a hole can just keep on digging long after it’s become obvious that they’re going nowhere good, and nowhere fast and last night, Derek Ferguson, his brother, went on another rant on Barry’s behalf and inadvertently held up the real reasons why no one listens to him.

The sense of entitlement in Derek Ferguson’s comments was unbelievable—and there’s little doubt that this is exactly how his brother feels. He cannot understand why his message isn’t getting through.

It hasn’t dawned on him for a second that he’s a former tabloid columnist pretending to be a football manager and that’s how the players see him.

There was one surefire way to know that the Michael Beale experiment wasn’t going to work at Ibrox, and it was that Michael Beale was not a serious candidate for that job.

In a normal environment, in a sensible environment, he wouldn’t have gotten near a job that size with no managerial experience at all, so the idea that he was going to walk into a dressing room and command immediate respect from players who knew he didn’t belong there was ridiculous. And he proved it in his other jobs.

In contrast, Van Bronckhorst and Clement went to that club having won league titles in their native countries. They had records to fall back on and even they eventually ran out of road. Those two men had backgrounds sufficiently impressive that people in the dressing room took them seriously at first. It still didn’t save them.

How are they ever supposed to take seriously someone like Barry Ferguson? Someone preaching voodoo and phantom blah, blah, blah. That’s all Ferguson had. That’s all Ferguson brought to the table.

One title in 14 years.

That’s what their club has won.

And because that’s the record, he was always going to find it incredibly difficult to convince that dressing room that the club should be doing better than second place.

For him to be banging on about how that isn’t good enough—when it’s pretty much been their record for a decade and longer—and for him to try to invoke some magic from the jersey and the word and the King’s picture on the wall … they must have thought he was crazy. Their response was never going to be much more than derision.

And the amazing thing is that the more he goes on, the more his brother goes on about the “disrespect” that he’s being shown, the crazier he’s going to look.

Now I know this might not matter to him, because he’s not going to be a coach again. He’s already said that he has no interest in pursuing a coaching career beyond this season—not that he has much choice in that.

But really, how do you want to be remembered?

How do you want your players to remember you?

How do you want the staff around the ground to remember you?

How do you want your peers—the people you were hoping to join on the touchline—to remember you?

As a ranting maniac who proved that he doesn’t belong in that very small group of ex-players who can really, genuinely cut it as top-class managers? I think not.

But of course, right there is the operative word, isn’t it? Think.

There’s a word that explains it all. Right there is the word that matters most here; not much thought has gone into any part of this so far.

Not much thought went into taking the job.

Not much thought went into offering it to him on the part of the board.

Not much thought went into whether or not a strategy based on voodoo and shouting at people until their eardrums burst was really a good idea.

Let’s be honest here; we’re talking about the Ferguson brothers.

We’re not talking about quiz kids here.

We’re talking about people who are about as dumb as any who’ve ever had jobs in Scottish football. And it’s instructive to note that both of them work in the mainstream media—which should be a sure indication of how low their standards are in this weird little part of the world that we live in.

I just think that sometimes it’s better to stay silent about this kind of thing. Ferguson really doesn’t have all that much to be ashamed of.

He’s a limited guy with limited intellect.

He’s very limited as a coach.

And it’s not his fault that he’s ended up here.

He took the job, yes—but anyone might have taken the job if offered it in his circumstances, and especially if told by the the people who get paid to make these decisions that they were sure he had the right tools to do it.

Besides, as I said earlier, Van Bronckhorst and Clement both came to the club with winning records as managers and the job chewed them up and spat them out. He really doesn’t have anything to be particularly ashamed of.

He’s failed in a job that is much bigger than him, and that has eaten much bigger managers than him. If he only had the sense to realise that, he would stop making a fool of himself.

If those around him only had the sense to realise that, he could emerge not with managerial cachet or credibility, but certainly without shame.

But they seem determined to go off on an orgy of blame-casting and general whining. And that only ends one way—your own disgrace, your own embarrassment, and humiliation.

Don’t get me wrong, I can’t stand the guy and I welcome his misery … but really, even he and his brother ought to have more sense than this.

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James Forrest has been the editor of The CelticBlog for 13 years. Prior to that, he was the editor of several digital magazines on subjects as diverse as Scottish music, true crime, politics and football. He ran the Scottish football site On Fields of Green and, during the independence referendum, the Scottish politics site Comment Isn't Free. He's the author of one novel, one book of short stories and one novella. He lives in Glasgow.

9 comments

  • J.K. says:

    Or as my old gaffer used to tell me when I worked Offshore.
    “Don’t get your ambition mixed up with your ability, numbnuts.”

  • TonyB says:

    Bazza is a MORON.

    That’s all you need to know.

  • RefMartin says:

    I’m not sure Gio ran out of road. He was ousted in a bizarre and ultimately stupid coup. He took a bunch of bang average duffers to a European final. They were behind us in the league, but that’s…. normal. Some idiots believed Beale might perform miracles and they got rid of the one thing in their whole rancid club that wasn’t steeped in abject failure.

  • charlie says:

    Hymmm???

    Of what real relevance to CFC and the fans are the Ferguson’s . Honestly who cares?….and If this had to be written do it on Monday after a victory

    Without having a single player at his disposal that would get in the CFC Team he made BR as a manager ,and all our cheerleaders predicting a big win, look very very silly several weeks ago..and he might well do it again on Sunday and no doubt enjoy it immensely and I wouldn’t blame him or their fans one bit if they do so .

    I for one would much rather read about how the team might line up , how to deal with emerging injuries ,what tactics to deploy and generally how BR makes sure that with superior players his team get a grip of a game against that motley crew for a change .

  • Rio 67 says:

    The main reason this moron failed at liebrox lies in his form for previous manager roles,

    Clyde – Failed

    Kelly Hearts – Failed

    Alloa – Failed

    He continually tries blaming his players, but of course he is the common denominator in all these fails!

    Out and out serial Loser!

  • Stuart C says:

    Ye would THINK eh ?!!!

  • Clachnacuddin and the Hoops says:

    It’s always someone else’s fault with a that fuckin mob…

    Maybe I should stop calling them Sevco and change their name to Blamegrs !!!

  • JimBhoyback says:

    Just catching up back from hols, I saw a McCann interview recently where he was stating he was surprised at wee Bam and he and Doddsy were surprised at Bam’s thought in to coaching etc…

    What a weak appeal to give him the jobs, sycophants to the last, grossly disingenuous and if that is the measure of ex-experienced coaches well it shows quite clearly that they would say or do anything to retain a pair of brogues at the club knowing fair well as you have stated all through your article James that ‘THIS’ would not be in the best interests of the club. In the dying hope that Wee Bam might get lucky and somehow become a seasoned pro manager with a wealth of experience.

    Selling the Klan a pup here.

    Wee Baz appointment may have been forced upon the guy now in charge at rangers and I can see that being the case. However if not and he thought it made sense also then they have another of their ‘own’ in there and will never be able to resist the old guard who bought the titles. Ambassadors to a club living in the past, 1690’s…

    HH an mon the Hoops Sunday…

  • crabbit auld man says:

    To quote my auld dad. “If he had any brains he widnae be a hun”

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