11/06/19 UEFA EUROPEAN QUALIFIER (GROUP I).BELGIUM vs SCOTLAND.KING BAUDOUIN STADIUM - BRUSSELS .Belgium manager Roberto Martinez and coach Shaun Maloney. (Photo by Craig Williamson/SNS Group via Getty Images)
The big story last night, or at least the one a few people wanted to talk about, was the claim that Celtic could approach Roberto Martinez if we still do not have a manager by the time the World Cup ends.
When you stop and think about it, that story is nonsense from start to finish.
For one thing, we need a manager in place long before the World Cup ends. The idea that we might still sit around at that point, waiting to see who becomes available, should terrify every Celtic supporter.
This is not a minor appointment we can kick down the road. It is the first and most important part of a summer rebuild that should already be underway.
Then there is the Martinez angle itself.
Are we seriously meant to believe Roberto Martinez, currently managing at international level, is waiting for Celtic to call? What if he wins the World Cup? Do we really think he will drop everything and walk into a club with no functioning leadership, a broken football structure and a boardroom that has spent the last year making itself look toxic to any serious manager?
It is ridiculous.
And it becomes even more ridiculous when you look at the source. Football Insider, everyone’s least favourite rumour factory, appears to have started this story. The site throws so many claims at the wall that one eventually sticks through sheer volume.
That is the broken clock principle dressed up as inside knowledge. Even Hugh Keevins gets one right now and then, and he probably hits the mark more often than Football Insider.
So let’s be clear. Celtic will not appoint Roberto Martinez. Everyone should get that idea out of their heads now. We will not land a manager of that level while the club remains in its current state.
Every serious manager who gets offered this job will do the same thing. He will pick up the phone to Brendan Rodgers and ask “Will you tell me what happened? What is it like to work for these people? What is the football structure really like? How much control do you actually have? What happens when you ask for proper backing?”
And Rodgers will tell him.
That is the problem now. The damage done over the last year does not sit in isolation. It follows the club into every conversation. It hangs over every interview. This sits on the desk before the first question is asked. Celtic cannot pretend that managers will look at this job as if nothing happened to Rodgers, and perhaps even Nancy.
This club will not improve until it has a complete leadership overhaul. That is the fact of it. The people who have run Celtic into this position are not suddenly going to change course. They are not going to wake up one morning and become serious, modern football operators. They have had years to do that and they have shown us what they are.
That is why the manager conversation is so grim.
A few months ago, names like John McGlynn, Steven Robinson, Neil Lennon, Scott Brown or Askou at Motherwell would have sounded ludicrous in relation to Celtic. They still should. They should be beneath the level of this club. These should be the kind of names dismissed instantly because Celtic should be operating in a different market altogether.
But maybe that is where we are now.
Maybe those names are not ridiculous because the club itself has made them plausible. Maybe this board has dragged the job down to such a level that a domestic appointment, cheap, compliant and grateful, is exactly the sort of thing they now see as sensible.
And I will say this plainly. One of those appointments, something at that level, feels far more likely than Roberto Martinez. That is the real scandal here.
There is too much work to do for Celtic to be drifting through this process.
We should already be far down the road. If the club had any professionalism at all, the search would be advanced and an announcement would be close. Not in a few months or after a tournament. Not after another round of speculation. Soon. Preferably before this campaign ends.
Because the manager has to come first.
You cannot rebuild the squad without knowing who will coach it. You cannot sign players without knowing the system they will play in. Nor can you ask supporters to renew season tickets without offering them some idea of what they are buying into. The next manager is the foundation. Everything else has to sit on top of that.
That is why this World Cup angle worries me.
It is not because I believe the Martinez story. I do not. It is because I can absolutely imagine Celtic using the tournament as an excuse to delay. I can imagine them deciding to wait and see who becomes available. I can imagine them waiting for a manager, failing to get him, and then finding themselves a month behind with the rebuild still barely started.
That would be so Celtic. That would be so perfectly in character for this board that none of us should laugh it off.
The summer is already complicated enough.
The rebuild is enormous. Our squad needs serious work. The World Cup will make recruitment harder, not easier. The last thing this club can afford is to sit around waiting for some fantasy option while serious clubs are doing serious work.
So no, I do not believe Celtic are getting Roberto Martinez.
But I do believe the story should be taken seriously because it offers up one dark possibility which once would not even have troubled our darkest nightmares.
But it will, and it should, because of how unserious the noise around this club has become. It tells us how badly the managerial conversation has deteriorated.
And it reminds us of the danger that Celtic might once again waste time they do not have chasing a plan they cannot execute.
The manager should be step one. If Celtic get that wrong, or delay it too long, then everything else becomes harder. And after the season we have just watched, this club has no right to make anything harder than it already is.

Three things to ponder James. First up…I’ve been told,from a reliable source, that Robbie Keane is the new Manager…and if that proves to be bollocks. ..Then a big boy wrote this…and ran away. Secondly…Many public sources are claiming that Martinez is taking in the game today…so let’s wait and see how that goes. ….Thirdly…Assuming that the chosen one is currently in a job…Surely no announcement can be made until their season is over ?.
I agree with Keane being the possible appointment, Terence. DD likes to go down the Hibernic route. If he does hire Keane there will be a backlash from sections of the support and we’ll be treading in more acrimony.
I think it will be Keane as he looks for a way to propel himself to the EPL or a Championship club.
My opinion regardless of what a better run Celtic FC could offer is based on the fact that the league is poor, its structures are overseen by incompetents, the officials are absolutely horrendous, there is more financial gain to be had in England or elsewhere etc I could go on. The overall product is sub-standard so I dispel any thoughts of a top manager coming to Celtic regardless of everything our appeal should be in terms of the fans, history etc I hope I’m wrong but I can’t see it at this time.
Two good responses RG…Hail hail
A bit of realism there RG, I agree Keane is a lot more likely than the likes of Martinez.
Dermot will decide from his quickly reducing little black book of Irish Celtic connected possible managers. No doubt he had a few chats in the Guinness Tent at Cheltenham ( where he told WGS he’d get the gig. Recruited MON instead then when PL told MON how he was going to drive Celtic down the abject Austerity route it opened the door to DD resurrecting his promise to WGS)
It’s a small pool that DD will be fishing in.
Keane fits the bill perfectly! He’s this years Neil Lennon. Pay him buttons. He’ll take the players he’s given and he’ll be ecstatic about the job!!
I’m in the JBA camp, he is a realistic target, he is unlikely to turn us down, and I think he will do a decent job for us in the short term. Long term will depend on how he fares in the next couple of seasons, he is however worth the gamble, he is down to earth and hopefully progressive given the right tools and better players to perform to his demands. I am not even considering coaches with better CV’s who will more than likely be looking elsewhere to progress their careers with better teams in better leagues.
This could also affect ST sales. If the fans who are pondering whether to renew over discontent with the board, are also against the potential Robbie Keane appointment, then it creates further issues.
Would this put DD off going for Keane? I don’t think so, in fact he may feel it would play into his hands. If the dissenters don’t renew and are replaced by fans who are not dissenters then he will be quite pleased. I’m not sure where that leaves the Green Brigade though, as I’m sure they’ll want to keep their protests going from inside Celtic Park.
I got to football insider and stopped. You should have to mate
I agree that Brendan Rodgers holds the key. Any half decent manager will contact him and I doubt he will lie to help Despot. What I dont agree with is the looking down the nose at local managers. Dont get me wrong, I would never again endorse Lennon, but you do recall the last time we hired a manager who had led Dunfermline to the Scottish cup and came to us via Hibs. Just because they are local doesnt mean they are useless. Some are and will never aspire to the Celtic job but one or two just might
If Martinez is at Hampden then this UTTER SHIT Celtic team will be enough to scare him off, never mind the incompetent parasites on the board. Still can’t finish teams off. And a team with an inexperienced kid in goal.
The crowd are playing a blinder and the second goal was down to them groaning at the back passing. Keep it up guys and this will be a rout.
What an utter embarrassment. Not even testing St.Mirren’s inexperienced kid goalkeeper in the entire second-half. It’s beyond embarrassing.
Now watch Benjamin Arthur getting the blame for this when, in reality, Celtic should have had this game dead and buried out of sight in the first half. Instead, we score in the first minute then start the backpassing anti-football shite.
A rout! What happens when you get rid of the CMG pollution. Let the players play.
Doesn’t matter who the fuck is in charge…
These grey bastards won’t realise their bonuses !