17 thoughts on “With Shankland seemingly bound for Ibrox, the overdue reality check has arrived at Hearts.

  1. It may be media talk to soften the pain but tust the Sevco board to identify a major problem and attempt to do something about it. Even when they get beat they seem to create about 5 clear chances with their style of play, so this could bad news. The only hope is that he turns out like Miovski who wasn’t the answer and I thought he would be.
    Remember when we skelped Sevco and Morelos missed about 5 clear cut chances and we all laughed ignoring the fact had they a decent Cf we would have been in trouble.
    Who actually thinks the Celtic board will wake up until the last day of the transfer window?
    We need a complete new midfield inc getting the Ox fit and defenders who can defend corners.
    Over to the board before we go overboard.

    1. I agree to some extent about our midfield, but I doubt 32 year old Chamberlain is the answer.

  2. Just so fuckin Sevco esque behaviour innit…

    McInnes for all the perma tanned, perma raged Orange Bastard that he is dumped Sevco and the young German pretender on the bones of their arse in third place begging for a Celtic win yesterday to avoid amateur European Football…

    So this is what they do – Weaken them…

    They might just bid for Cal-Mac as well now…

    Lucan would probably fuckin sell !!!

  3. Folk who are very happy being inbred (consanguinity) are only too happy to let their cousin #$@& them.
    Joke.
    It was always going to happen though as he has had an outstanding season.
    The first shot of the close season has been fired, let’s see what we will do.
    Sell our best players for a big profit then buy three 2.5 million £ punts and three loan deals on deadline day is the model innit ?

  4. I’m not sure the phrase you use is accurate James:

    “Part of it comes from allowing themselves to believe in all the myth-making around Jamestown Analytics.”

    Brighton and USG would seem to contradict that theory.
    Are you really favouring the Ibrox club over Hearts to return to the “old firm” scenario that you seem so much more comfortable with?

    What if Shankland tells them to shove it as he wants to be part of the Tony Bloom revolution? Would you be devastated? If so what happened to you welcoming a challenge from a third club for the sake of Scottish Football?

    1. I was going to make a similar point, USG and Brighton show the model works and I think they’ll be happy to let Shankland go. That’s not a dig at him but I think they’ll replace him with someone better, definitely younger with sell on potential. Look at all the players Brighton have sold for big money and then replaced. The tribute act have bought a guy, sorry, signed a guy on a free (due to some sort of hun clause in his 3 years deal that he’s only done one year of) that they should’ve signed 2 years ago. He might do well there but I’ve got doubts.

  5. The Huddle Breakdown have been saying all season long that Shankland and McInness were two characters holding Hearts back.

  6. Not surprised that the Close Season Cup has started so soon, let’s face it the Ibrox mob need a bit of cheering up, and it might take their tiny minds off conspiracy theories and those dastardly Fenians.
    If it is true that there is a clause in his contract which allows him to be released early for a nominal fee, then Hearts have been negligent. His contract must have been signed before Bloom arrived on the scene, as he’s a contract canny guy and has proved that with Brighton.
    For us to kech oor troosers about this would be stupid, Shankland is a decent striker who’s played for numerous clubs and Hearts have been the biggest in his career so far. He will be 31 in August and has had a pretty good career at a reasonable level, who will take advantage of dozy defending, as he did against us last week, but he ain’t no World beater.
    The only thing we have to fear is our Board appointing a manager, and then starving him of funds. Let’s hope they have learned lessons from the shambles of this past season.

    1. Exactly! This is Ibrox conducting Operation Give Hope, as no one* likes to see all the Orange marchers in marching season with all their wee faces tripping them.

      Was this as much of a panic buy and PR appeasement purchase as a genuinely tactical one?

      Who knows but it doesn’t require any silly knee jerk reaction from us, but let’s just hope we have an actual plan rather than asset strip this time round. We expect ambition in Europe this season.

      *Sorry, should have read…no bun.

  7. A marriage made in heaven…. yet another loser joining the constant Losers.

    1. Still a free and he still cant cut it anywhere else @ 31 . Thats why they are taking him and thats why he is going

  8. Wankland another guy you would have to count your fingers with after shaking hands with him,what SNAKE.
    As for Hearts this was their 1 hit wonder season and they blew itbig time.
    They ain’t getting another pop at this title anytime again soon,there is no way are we going to our own club and new klub at ibrox being as bad as this again.
    Sevco might as well doubledown on this and take the serial loser McInnes along with Wankland,but 1 get 1 free.

  9. Shankland scored 20 goals this season (including 4 penalties) when Hearts had their tails up. Last season he scored 9 goals including 3 penalties (he also missed 3) – if he was in a strop it doesn’t say much about his professionalism.
    He was younger in 2025 and no-one came in for him and that speaks volumes. Does he have an eye for goal? – yes he does. But he is slow and doesn’t have the energy to play the defensive side of the game at a level higher than he has been operating.
    I think Tony Bloom and his data guys will look at the numbers and probably take a view that moving him on (and freeing up the wages) works for them. I suspect that Sevco have signed their next Miovski.

  10. More importantly, what are we doing? Giving a new contract to a guy (Yang) who constantly ran into offside positions against Dunfermline.

    We should be moving for that wee Motherwell player, Maswanhise, before that lot do. Break the bank to keep Maeda. Bring in a quality midfielder. And get Saracchi and Araujo brought to the club on permanent contracts. If Maeda will not stay then shop around for a quality striker. And get Kelechi to extend his stay.

    But before that, get MON to put pen to paper. Then we’re good to go.

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