Another nail in the coffin for the already under fire Scottish Game this week.
First up was the embarrassment that a measly 500 note bet can now be described as unusual and irregular for a Scottish bum-fight forcing an investigation.
Are we really now seen as such a back-water that Mafioso gangs are targeting players and officials who they deem easily corruptible with the offer a few dollars and a night with milky skinned skinny skags? Are we only a sausage away from the German 3rd Division? We need to keep the sausage square and fire Stevie ‘Baba’ O’Reilly.
Murderwell should write a letter to ask for answers from the SFA over Baba. It is their right. Will they do it? Behave, their Chairmen is a helium fuelled yellow-bellied cock-tickler who is picking a fight with a pensioner and some sheep.
Their Lanarkshire neighbours haven’t fared any better. Today’s call off is due to a burst pipe in close vicinity to the electrical controls of their under-soil heating rendering it useless. One of the Paxo Brothers told the nation that the park was frozen last night but it took until this morning for the game to be cancelled with the club insisting that the park was playable yesterday.
Maybe they should have just kept the heating on?
Raunjers, meanwhile, also get a game called off due to them not putting on their heating on. A source bleated: “Older pipes had frozen and then burst as they thawed out. It cut off the water to the spectators’ toilets. But the situation was unavoidable given the amount of damage to the pipes at the stadium.”
While recovering from the news that the spectators need water in the toilets I used my limited knowledge of the tinterweb and Googled: “Plumbers in Govan“.
It brought back 155 results. Surely one of them would do the job on a pay later basis? Or get a Billionaire to pay for the repair?
The cynic in all of us see’s this as a relief tol no longer need to turn a blind eye to Baked Potato Head Bougherra constant fouling and the fact that Naismith has to take his hair to the vets leaving them free to face us on January 2nd.
I’m glad. I’m also pleased at the news that Lafferty and Edu will be fit as well. I want a full complement of cuntage when we face the burst-pipe-surrender-monkies.
FFS, they can’t switch on their heating but have won the last two titles. It’s time for that to change and I want no excuses. Leave that to us.
"Luigi...you finished at Hamilton?"
Loving your paranoia you rancid little bheast. The Gers will hammer Ra Bheasts at Ibrox and within weeks, infighting will breakout at Ra Glitterdome, resulting in the depressed one being bagged and all the Declan’s taking to the car park.
You really ought to consider moving to another country, as every right minded Scot, despises you.
Kids, don’t drink the bath water.
Willhelm, your christmas day must look like princess dianas carcrash, suspectable, strange and macarbre in a horrific way.
What a specimen you must be.
Guarantee there are no mirrors in your hovel.
That`s one of the troubles with the internet.I wonder who the Red Sox are signing next?