5 thoughts on “Diouf And A Ball Bhoy Make Bongo

  1. I have to take exception to this. Now these things have gone too far. As president (Imperious Grand Dragon) of the Airdrie Chapter of the Al Hadji Joof Fan Club (Lodge 14 – Majestic #7, Loyal Order of the Rancid Pole Cat) I really need to say that although there has been a great deal of bad press there a few issues that need to be addressed 1) the left hook to the napper of an international team mates wife was not intended to connect – only too intimidate 2) the gold jeep was bought on-sale – formerly it belonged to Liberace 3) chronic spitting is a result of a genetic childhood illness and therapy is being sought 4) drink driving is endemic within certain populations of ex-Blackburn players 5) purposeful leg breaking is a term of endearment within some stoneage cultures (like Broxburn and Larkhall) 6) having a haircut modelled after a Brazillian strippers wax job does attract certain ball boys and Hadji will have to learn to deal with this – he is currently being councelled by Richard Gough. 7) being told to get out of a country by another teams manager is just as good as a Bosman
    Please allow for the cultural, genetic, socio-economic, mating rituals and aesthetic diversity inherent within football today and leave the Joof alone.

    Rgds
    Angus “Beastly” McBoyneson

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