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1) The feeling that Information Computer Technology actually own us is hard to shake off. What a big f*cking boil on our arses they seem to be. They won at a canter tonight, fully deserved victory and the scoreline flattered us. No bad for a team of Ross f*cking Tokelys and other assorted cart horses.

2) We continue with the now tradition that when we lose or drop points we are absolutely disastrous in every single sense. I’m shifting through that dark place in my mind that stores similar results and performances. That’s up there with Utretch. What a great night for the team not to bother getting off the bus. Actually, this was as bad as Mirren Park just over 12 months ago.

3) Adam Rooney looks like he is towing a caravan up a hill when he runs. Danny and Mulgrew must be towing a park full of static ones. Though the defense was aided and abetted tonight in the laughable stakes by Scotlands double player of the year looking as if he wanted to be anywhere but on the banks of the River Ness. Special mention to Shaun Maloney. Ability of a Celtic Player, mental strength of a Motherwell one. Taxi.

4) The feeling that this season is going to whimper out is now overwhelming. See tonight’s performance and Kayal’s injury for evidence. Which is disappointing.

5) Is it time to re-start the debate about Lennon not winning big games or being tactically naive?

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  • crap tonight lads , face it. we were beaten by the better side..it hurts..no excuses, bullshit bout penaltuies and use being victimised and paranoid..we’re not good enough, thats the bottom line..our 2 centre halfs cant defend..

  • Ronnie Ray says:

    why are dobs allowed to comment on here….? weed them out!

  • Paranoidandroid says:

    4-2-4 strikes again. Un-bloody-believable. 4 forwards away from home at this stage of the season. How can NL keep making this same mistake over and over again. This has happened many times before this season, and he always blames the defence when its his fault for leaving them without any cover. We’d be better of playing with 9 men.
    I hate to criticise NL after the inhuman treatment he’s had this season. But to lose the league through our own stupidity is really hard to take. In 40 years of watching football, that was the stupidist team selection and the stupidest tactics I’ve ever seen. Take responsibility for your mistakes Neil, and learn some real tactics.

  • ianin440 says:

    I wasn`t too up after Sunday and I`ll try not to be too down after last night.
    Like others I would have gone in with the team that played at Perth. I think the boss thought the pitch was okay for the footballers. 🙁
    Come on the Celts!

  • scooter says:

    I see teh question “When did Rangers last lsoe a game due to poor decision”

    Not our fault HAHA couldnt score from 12 yards a few weeks back!! Naismith Header at St Mirren, Again we just got on and won the game, Handball at Tynecastle when we got beat 1 nil?

    re the “Loads of trophies you have won lately”

    Behave, we are going for our 8th trophy in 3 years, you may take your haul to 3, 2 in the last 3 seasons if you win the pointless Scottish cup

    Is that now 17 pens this season to you lot, 11 to Rangers??

    To moan about the ref last night sums you lot up, your team were shocking, could have been 4 0r 5 at one stage, your manager made a fool of himself, just for a change, and he made some bad bad decsions

    Oh well

    • lenny4myth2 says:

      why did bertie vogts say in his autobiography Tommy Burns would hae got the scotland job after him if he was a ragers man? and by the way nearly all celtic fans have conceded that celtic deserved nothing from the game. get a grip of reality, you were on here crying last week throwing tantrums and now your so excited you pissed yourself and have even told your wife she can sleep in the bed instead of on the kitchen floor.

  • Lordofthewing says:

    Joe ledley is a big miss

  • rfc+sfa=cheats says:

    celtic were absolutely useless. they looked like they had weights strapped to all their feet, it was a pitiful performance. i did think we would struggle to get over the finishing line because of the importance of this title to ragers, but i thought it would come down to the usual “honest mistakes”, that’s not the case yesterday, yes we should have had a pen when maloney was wiped out but if we got anything out of that game it would have been completely unfair to ICT. the “honest mistakes” this season have been nowhere near as outrageous as the last 2 seasons, especially after dougie liar and hugh bigot dallas were exposed so we should have been good enough. we will have that bias to some degree every season and until we realise that and the board put up that extra few million each season more than ragers we will always struggle. mr lennon has been great this season and brought in some real gems for little money, i can’t see fat sally getting close to us next season, we need 2-3 centre backs & rid of sammy.

    • Lordofthewing says:

      Im glad most are not indulging im whitabootry about last night. I reckon we have punched above our weight to take it this far.

  • rfc+sfa=cheats says:

    league is ragers this year 100% so we just need to win our remaining games convincingly and look to next season. anyone thinking ragers might slip up are deluding themselves, theres zero chance of that happening. LENNON TO THE CORE

  • rfc+sfa=cheats says:

    boboplop…. stop talking sh!t, you’ve been posting comments on here in tears for the past few weeks, permaraging non stop, and now you want to talk like you knew celtic would slip up. gtf

    • bobocop says:

      You’re talkin’ pish rfc+sofa=agooddaysviewing. I’m still not taking this championship for granted. I can see more points being dropped. On both sides. I reckoned the title was Celtics and can hardly believe they slipped up so badly given what’s at stake. As others have said, the team need their arses booted. I don’t think Lennon or his staff were to blame at all. If the players can’t get themselves up for the last 4 games of a fraught season then they should have a good look at themselves.

      • rfc+sfa=cheats says:

        you think flying the irish flag is racist, your opinions on anything in life are null and void.

        • bobocop says:

          When did I say I thought flying the Irish flag was racist? And even if I did why does that make my opinion null and void? Do you only want discourse with people who agree with you. If so then carry on but life will get dull.

        • bobocop says:

          Who is the lucky person who gets to sit in the toilet with you whilst transcribing your turbo diarrhoea. You should get a drawstring fitted to give you a bit of control.

        • bobocop says:

          By the way, before you start claiming I’ve made allegations of sexual jiggery pokery against you, discourse is verbal discussion or written work on a specific subject.

  • Lordofthewing says:

    For fucks sake halfwittery will have 3 league medals. Spit the dog will also get one for being a failure as will weiss. Makes last night more galling

  • gerard reilly says:

    tonite there,s been some good comments ,apart from dodgy language.(let hunz curse,not tims)i think we will win the title,but find it hard to watch games like tonite ,we were bullied out of the game as a few times this season,we had 5 cup finals to scrap for ,but bottled it at the 2nd hurdle.as for the actual scottish diddy final v murderwell.i could,nt give a toss who wins it ,we need to win the league ; full stop ! we also need to get stuck in for every 90mns . wish to god i could work out why lenny and recent managers fall into the same hole when it,s time to stnd up for cfc ,let,s weed out the shirkers,and they know who they are,and play the full 90mns. cmon the hoops!!!

    • lordofthewing says:

      If someone had told me at the start of the season we would only lose once to rangers in the league, lose the diddy cup in extra time, take the league to squeaky bum time and have the chance to win the Scottish cup then 1) I would have thought you were on drugs and 2) would have been more than happy.
      Don’t diss the Scottish cup.

      Plus, swearing is allowed. We are adults. Hopefully.

  • paranoidandroid says:

    Every time we’ve played 4-2-4 in an important game this season it’s been a disaster. Why does NL keep trying to play this system ? Only John Barnes and Tony Mowbray like it.
    4-2-4 allows the opposition to control the middle of the pitch, it exposes our centre-backs and the two midfield players get the runaround.
    More forwards doesnt mean more goals. They spend most of the game doing nothing. We’d be better off playing with nine men.
    I support NL 100% and I hope he turns out to be a great Celtic manager, but he needs to ditch 4-2-4 for ever and improve his tactical awareness. He also needs to take responsibility for his own tactical mistakes, rather than blaming his defenders, as he’s done evey time we’ve had a tactical disaster this season.

  • mumbaybhoy says:

    I have watched evey game this season. I have opinions on every player. I have tried to be as objective as possible because I believe it is no small achievment to get into a Celtic shirt.

    1) Frazer – is not a good goalkeeper. Not commanding enough for Celtic, not organized and not a personality. Too slow off his line and no rapport with his defenders

    2) Dan M. – not a good player. Literally hundreds of corner kicks and he invariably bats it wide. When defending he is always in a precarious possition and is very frequently outpaced, outjumped and outfought by very, very mediocre SPL players

    3) Chuck Muggins – a couple of decent games when there was no pressure directly on him. Not a centre back – well, not a Celtic centre back.

    4) Izzy – great player, absolutely no bottle and does not want to play for Celtic. We will see great things from him but I am sure both he and his agent are talikng in terms of Emirates and Old Trafford as opposed to Rugby Park and whatever the shite hole in Inverness is called.

    5) Kayal – great player full stop. Wont find out what it is like to win a league with Celtic. Will pull a Stilian Petrov early doors and we will see him in a Chelsea or Aresenal strip by September.

    6) Broon- headless chicken. Couple of good games but is very frequently nowhere to be seen. Cannot marshall his troops and has the IQ of a goldfish

    7) Hooper – big games (except 1) AWOL

    8) Stokes – shite, greedy, not Celtic class. Are you Riordan in disguise. You will end your career with em…eh…Scunthorpe

    9) Maloney – if only it was 6 years ago. Goes backward, shirks in the tackle and his first touch is awful.

    10) Commons – think youve got it but cant carry a team. Also a bit suspect in the big game

    Sammy and sadly Paddy you both dont have it. Samaras is an utter failure this season…and lazy but McCourt we wanted you to do so well. Hope Bohemians can pay you what you demand or you’ll spend a couple of years on the bench in the championship or the Blue Square. Still have you in my hear.

    Obvioiusly not your fault but we are seeing a pattern here. We love you, and you know it but you were there for Raith,Motherwell, Hamilton and the hun matches and you made bizarrae and inept decisions. If we are patient with you do we need to be patient with the likes of Sammy and Dan and Muggins and Maloney and Stokes and Broon etc. etc. etc.
    After everything that has happened this season, this was the season you take it, you gloat over it and you stuff it in their faces but you failed at all of the hurdles. Stay – but learn and get rid of the dross or by this time next year your legend will be gone.

    The support deserves better.

    6)

    • lordofthewing says:

      Anyone who thinks that football fans deserve better needs to look at themselves. Football fans are mugs. We give time, energy and money to nuggets who don’t give a flying fish about us. Thousands of pounds spent on something you can’t influence or have any say over.

      We don’t deserve better. We need our heads looked at.

    • lordofthewing says:

      Plus you sound like a fun bloke to have a dinner party. Bejesus your puppy died or something?

  • lenny4myth2 says:

    i know celtic have more than likely lost the league, but the gers fans reaction is truly astonishing! last week they had ALL thrown the towel in, been permaraging on every forum, neil lennon was the anti christ, their media, sfa and politician pals couldn’t even hide their lennon hatred when they barely commented on his death threats until it turned into a global story, FARE was the Popes very own secret weapon whose sole purpose was to seek and destroy the rangers “tradition”, their wives were “walking into doors” a couple of nights a week and catholic schools were a par with taliban training camps and the SS. now they all crawl out the woodwork with their “i knew celtic would slip up, i was saying it to bernie and rab down the pub the other night, i wasnae worried”. you can literally hear the collective sigh of relief of hundreds of thousands of medical staff, the elderly and women and kids across scotland, and i live in london.

  • bobocop says:

    How vexing for you lenny4skin.

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