Blogs

5 Facts, Findings And Thoughts About Our Bottle Crashing

|

1) The feeling that Information Computer Technology actually own us is hard to shake off. What a big f*cking boil on our arses they seem to be. They won at a canter tonight, fully deserved victory and the scoreline flattered us. No bad for a team of Ross f*cking Tokelys and other assorted cart horses.

2) We continue with the now tradition that when we lose or drop points we are absolutely disastrous in every single sense. I’m shifting through that dark place in my mind that stores similar results and performances. That’s up there with Utretch. What a great night for the team not to bother getting off the bus. Actually, this was as bad as Mirren Park just over 12 months ago.

3) Adam Rooney looks like he is towing a caravan up a hill when he runs. Danny and Mulgrew must be towing a park full of static ones. Though the defense was aided and abetted tonight in the laughable stakes by Scotlands double player of the year looking as if he wanted to be anywhere but on the banks of the River Ness. Special mention to Shaun Maloney. Ability of a Celtic Player, mental strength of a Motherwell one. Taxi.

4) The feeling that this season is going to whimper out is now overwhelming. See tonight’s performance and Kayal’s injury for evidence. Which is disappointing.

5) Is it time to re-start the debate about Lennon not winning big games or being tactically naive?

Share this article

0 comments

  • Gaffney says:

    I feel at half time we should have brought Maloney off for Ki and put Brown on the wing. Inverness were cutting through the midfield to much and Maloney was at fault for ICT second goal which set up the third.

  • disastrous night bhoys.
    team has let fans down big time tonight.
    dont deserve to win the league when we
    cant beat the likes of ICT and Hamilton away.
    Feel sorry for the punters who travelled north
    to watch that drivel.
    Feel sorry for Lenny, he deserves better

  • Martin Gallagher says:

    Absolutely gutted tonight. A totally shambolic performance. The defence was shocking. Midfield and forward line totally disjointed. We knew before the game that butcher like McCall would have his team fired up yet we lacked hunger and desire. Some strange decisions on Lennon’s part. Maloney did not deserve a starting place. Stokes and Hooper could have been kept on a bit longer. I fear the worst after tonight’s result particularly as it looks like we’ll be without Kayal.

  • adam rush says:

    I take all your points on board but I think Celtic should’ve had 3 pens and also the referee allowed them persistent fouling! Celtic’s most dangerous players ie Commons and Kayal both injured, one seriously I think suggests an agenda.I thought they were dirty as were St Johnstone at Perth which had the mandatory refused stonewall Celtic pen ! Rangers are a 14 man team-that’s hard to beat ! For twenty years I’ve been saying that Celtic should go to the European Court of Human Rights-for they are discriminated against solely because of ethnic origins.

  • Ronnie Ray says:

    Why were we playing zonal marking against a team like ict??????????????????? thought we had consigned that idea to the bin? the whole team and lennon should apologize for that totally unacceptable abysmal performance we’ve handed another league to a poor rangers , its beginning to look like we’ve done a deal to save them!

    • Pujol says:

      Life’s better if you disregard everything Craig Burley says. The man’s a cunt.

      The first and third goals were individual errors. The second goal was the result of the ball falling perfectly into the path of some other no-mark with a surname for a first name.

      The big management mistake tonight was 4-2-4 with Brown as one of the “2”. That formation got Strachan and Mowbray sacked. Surely to fuck Neil will finally pack it in now. Maybe, just maybe, on a sun-kissed bowling green at Celtic Park. Otherwise, it’s just stupid.

      • Pujol says:

        …and having said all that, can I also add that given the level of cheating, threats, violence, double-dealing and general bastardness that we’ve faced this season, NO other manager on Earth (including Mourinho or Ferguson) could have taken us closer to the title than Neil has.

        God bless Neil Lennon! (just ditch this formation next year)

      • lordofthewing says:

        True, that’s the galling and glaring annoyance.

    • lordofthewing says:

      We have been playing zonal all season.

  • Gerard says:

    Useless crap shite & bollocks, four words that quite simply describe our team tonight, everyone of them should be fekn shot – BASTARDS

  • Jimmy says:

    Early and mid season defincincies have been exposed again, shocking in defence the big swede should have cleared the 2nd and 3rd goals much further rather than into the danger zone, who taught him to head a ball, up front well kenny miller is still the countries top scorer and he has been away since jan, enough said, we all knew earlier that we were not good enough, tonight was very hurtfull proof of that.

  • paul says:

    Questions have to be asked about Lennon’s ability to change tactics and spot a player performing badly, Izzy had a poor game but theres no back up for him (actually the whole defense were poor except maybe Forster) Ive never seen Brown play well in centre mid and no one that partners him there plays well, im sure statistically we lose goals and games when he plays there, but Lennon has strachan and mowbrys blinkers on here. No one played well and when that happens maloney just wants to hide, if i can spot him hiding within his 1st few touches why is lennon blind to it? he only did one good thing by falling over. The team literally fell apart! Lennon was powerless to stop it…doesnt look good now, last minute penalties will ensure gers wont drop many points in the run in.

  • Happy Ger says:

    European Court of Human Rights-for they are discriminated against solely because of ethnic origins.

    I let out a little bit of piss when I read that.

    You stoopid stoopid bhoy

    • lordofthewing says:

      Forgot to put on your incontinence pants I hope. Don’t worry yer sister will clean it up soon after she’s finished blowing your uncle.

    • adam rush says:

      happy ger-4 pens to get you over the line agin St Mirren and Utd,Motherwell lie down so blatently it’s laughable ! 2 down at Killie ,bingo 2 dodgy pens-2 down at Aberdeen within 4 mins Weiss dives,another pen right on cue.Collum gives you an unsighted pen at Parkhead and then cheats Celtic out of two points at Hamilton.I repeat to you bluenoses- WHEN DID RANGERS LAST DROP POINTS AS A RESULT OF REF “ERRORS” -was it the bygone days of yore ? Of course Celtic are shafted on a regular basis-what do you think Secret Societies are for ? You know the one that Smith and McCoist are members of.winning by cheating isn’t winning it’s corruption and an abuse of decent sporting competition.enjoy your sectarian singing. Adam

      • bobocop says:

        MacGregor was good enough to see that didn’t happen.

        • rfc+sfa=cheats says:

          couldn’t reply on previous post….

          your not making any sense, your pointing out historical deeds by the catholic church to further your point, then when i point out the irish and black slavery you say its just the times people lived in, why doesn’t that apply to the catholic church?

          the reason food products were being shipped out of ireland was because of the ruling british government and all of the protestant land/farm owners sending it out of the country. you really need to go read some books yourself, the people who owned and ran basically the whole of ireland was the protestant elite from scotland and england. they allowed the poor irish catholic population to starve to death while they made profits on meat and dairy, your attempting to argue with historical facts.

  • Gerard says:

    And don’t come on here and tell me to have faith cause the fuckin league is over, none of the teams yet to play the knuckle draggers will do us any favours (they are neither capable nor will they want to help us) not only have we handed the huns the league we have also kept them in existance with the champions league cash… Fuck them..

    • lordofthewing says:

      Don’t think anyone will. Though I disagree about the shooting players part. I would take their iPods of them for the journey home. That will show them.

    • bobocop says:

      Read Stuart McColls interview in yesterdays daily rebel and get back to me.

  • Kevin-Barry Causer says:

    A hideous performance from the Hoops, I’d love to shrug my shoulders, smile ruefully and say “ah ’tis just one if those nights” but how many of those have we suffered/endured this season? So far in 2011 the high of the 2-0 win against the Kinning Park Rowers was deflated by a dismal 1-1 against Hamilton, two more fine performances against the Orcs was closely followed by a feeble effort in the CIS Cup final then some outstanding passages of football in the 4-1 win over Dundee United became a dead-end tonight by the banks of the River Ness. Sick as a parrot? Nope just dry retching.

    • lordofthewing says:

      Great post. Sums it up.

    • rfc+sfa=cheats says:

      celtic were robbed in the 1-1 hamilton game, it was a game that echoed the referee performances of the previous 2 seasons. saying that this season has not been anywhere near as blatantly bias as the last 2 since it was job done in saving ragers going into administration, weve had the usual transparent bias in the way the sfa treats celtic and ragers, weve had dougie and dallas sacked for cheating, lying and bigotry, but in terms of how bad it was for the last 2 years it hasn’t been at that level. we all know celtic will have to put up with some bias throughout the course of a season and all we can do is hope its kept to a minimum, now ragers has been saved hopefully it will go back to underhand tactics again instead of the open bias we suffered for 2 years and the beginning of this season. we will never rid scottish football of racism and bigotry but we can keep pushing to expose people like george peat, jim farry, craig brown, mike mccurry, dougie mcdonald & hugh dallas and keep their influence to a minimum.

      • bobocop says:

        Not a Rangers name amongst that list. whats wrong?

        • rfc+sfa=cheats says:

          ? they are all rangers! as terry butcher would agree, rangers are given preferential treatment.
          theres never going to be enough proof to convince you because it means your clubs entire history will be tainted, many people in scottish football have said rangers are given preferential treatment. as ive said before, if you believe anti irish and anti catholicism which has been well documented in scottish society since the irish immigrated in numbers, has been apologised for as institutional in places like the police, nhs etc, doesn’t exist in scotlands biggest, competitive, male dominated, tribal sport then your either just avoiding what you know to be true, or your backwards.

  • colin garvey says:

    Yes was disaster and yes Lenny is still naive with big games, but remember this is his very first season and can only learn and get better We won’t get any better by sacking every manager.

    This club needs rebuilding from bottom up there’s still load of deadwood there and we need to rebuild now

    Yes I was raging with the team but that’s cause I love my team and that’s why am sticking with Lenny and the Bhoys I still believe this tem can become great and Lenny can bring greatness back to paradise again

    HAIL HAIL HAVE FAITH IN THE REVOLUTION WE SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

    • lordofthewing says:

      We are close, we were shown hope but our failings have taken it away. Still, the progress and ride has been remarkable.

      • colin garvey says:

        That’s the main thing Lennys brought back is passion and determination which is been missing for years now we just need to get tactics and formations right Hopefully the board will back him so he can bed a good solid backbone for the team for the future

    • paul says:

      i wish lenny would learn, today he relied on a formation and played players in positions that has failed all season, if he does it again i fear he will never learn…

  • cultyiredtim says:

    A good friend of mine said to me a few weeks back – ‘I’m sick of having to be TWICE as good as Rangers’ – and tonight just continued on the same vein. I agree with Lenny that the defence didn’t turn up tonight but what kind of country do we live in that the best footballing team in the country comes to your own backyard and all they can aspire to is bringing them down to their poor level, not trying to prove that they are as good. ICT kicked, pushed, pulled, elbowed, anything in fact they could get away with (which it turns out is quite a lot) to every Celtic player they could get close to. Sure, we got the free kicks but no bookings!!? And as long as you don’t book them, they continue to do it.

    And please don’t come back with the paranoia crap, the facts speak for themselves… tonight Celtic have Kayal with suspected concussion & broken wrist, Murphy with stitches in his head, Commons with a badly bruised foot, Wilson probably with a black eye… and that’s just the headlines.

    Mourinho employed the same tactics against Barcelona last week and the whole of Europe was outraged. ICT do it to us and we blame ourselves?? The bhoys should have handled this treatment better, they should be used to it by now but then, why should they have to be?

    • lordofthewing says:

      Ict always play like that. Osama Bin Laden didn’t have a fucking tv and told those navy seals that Ross Tokely is a dirty cunt. No excuses. We were beaten by the better team tonight.

    • paul says:

      We didnt lose because ict kicked us off the park…we lost because we played badly, everyone not just the defense.

  • The whole struth and nothing but the struth says:

    Well, that’s why we’re champions

  • alibalibee says:

    ok you lot.lets get things in perspective.i am not an bluenosene or a tim.the problem with celtic over the last couple of years is when the going gets tough the foreign mercenaries chuck it.rangers seem to have more scottish yes scottish guys who seem to play for the shirt and dont give up.celtic with the recources they have should have won this year at a canter.they still might! remember scott macdonald.but forget all this conspiracy nonsense. remember the penalties rangers didnt get in the league cup final and the one you got at ibrox (and tonight)comn the caley jags

    • lordofthewing says:

      The Maloney one which was given was a stonewaller, McCourts not a pen and a decent argument could get made for the one with easson on Maloney. Unsure about your diddy cup final comment but I take it you feel jellyandicecreamvic didn’t dive.

      The Scottish players in our team are generally the worst technical players we have. I don’t want more of the 2nd touch a tackle and hoof brigade.

    • paul says:

      cant argue with the bottling tag until, we win something, but you credit gers too much, gers have more scots for financial reasons. Smith plays things safe he has been criticised all season for it (even from gers fans) and theyve had bad nights too, atm they are 1 point better than us…hardly a ringing endorsement for your theory

      • Lordofthewing says:

        Would rather lose attempting to play football than the myths brand of cuntery

        • bobocop says:

          No you wouldn’t LOTW. Tommy Burns side played great football but won nothing. Are you telling me Wim Jansens side were playing beautiful football? No chance. The old firm were both poor that year and threw the championship back and forward to each other. How relieved were you to see 10 in a row go down the tubes.
          Incidentally, the game is about putting the ball in the net. It’s a competition first and everything else second.

          • lordofthewing says:

            Yes, I would. Jansens side is not as fondly remembered as TB’S funny enough.

            Ive been all over Europe, meet loads of fans of other clubs and got on great with most. Only three clubs fans I have meet have an air of superiority, think they have divine right to win and measure their existence on how many cups they win.

            Man United (post 92), Bayern Munich and ……….och, go guess.

            I really hope Man Citee win the FA Cup so that Man U banner gets burned.

  • alibalibee says:

    youve not won much else over the last few years but the diddn cup final.christ weve won nothing yet we would be over the moon to win that. but oh dear were a diddy team and we stuffed ya

    • paul says:

      i guess we’ll have to cry on the 5-6 league trophies weve one in the last 10 years (and more cups i cant be bothered counting), but i wont grudge you your celebrations tonight 🙂

  • bobocop says:

    A few weeks ago Rangers destiny was in their own hands. They blew their game in hand, advantage Celtic. “The League is ours,” “we’re world class” “the huns are shite”, and on and on. Well here we are.
    But where we are is still with a championship to be decided and I still wouldn’t put money on the outcome. I’m surprised at the lapse by Celtic although I thought a draw was a possibility. With their superior goal difference I still thought they would be favourites.
    What should be clear though, no matter the outcome, is that Celtic are by no means world class or Rangers are much better than they get credit for. Or maybe both. If Celtic were as good as claimed the league would have been over by Christmas.
    Trueblue was entitled to have a go at Adam. Adams post was purely insulting and inflammatory, it was asking to be mocked. It was right out of the Chris Sutton book of How To Make An Arse Of Yourself. Remember him claiming that Dunfermline lay down to Rangers, as he knew they would and at the same time criticising Gordon Marshall for forgetting where he came from after saving a penalty, as if he should have let it in. Adam, if your post was serious then you truly are as big a twat as Sutton.

    • adam rush says:

      If 6-1 isn’t lying down bobo please do define what in your estimation “lying down would be ” ? 7-1 ?
      8-1 ? what ? Celic were kicked off the park tonight-FACT ! The ref let them away with it ! FACT ! No yellow cards for Caley ! FACT ! Three Celtic players required treatment ! FACT ! No Caley players required treatment ! FACT ! The difference between Celtic and Rangers is when Rangers are crap they get a helping hand from the refs and Celtic get the opposite.
      WHEN DID RANGERS LAST DROP POINTS AS A RESULT OF BAD REFFING DECISIONS ? So shut your ignorant mouths you blue neanderthals- Belfast Celtic were put out of existence by people like you and I regret that we have to play in your rotten cheating biased league.I’m sure the refs will get you over the line now ! Adam

      • larfer says:

        You have made my morning mate, you are beyond help.

        That same day (in 2003) the 6th place team in the SPL went to ibrox and lost 6-1. Meanwhile, the green and white brasil were away to the 3rd placed team in the SPL and won 4-0 with monkey boy missing a pen. but hey, dunfermline lay down and killie gave it all they had vs the majestic UEFA cup vice champions

        as I said, beyond help, away and jump off the top tier ya muppet.

      • bobocop says:

        Adam, I haven’t seen the game so can’t and didn’t comment on it. I do note however the comments of LOTW, Paul, Kevin Barry and other staunch Bhoys who make no excuses when they see a bad performance.
        If you remember the season in question you should also remember that Rangers, and Celtic, regularly rattled in barrowloads against the lesser opposition. Dunfermline, as it happens, were Rangers rabbits for several seasons just as Celtic regularly scored 20+ a season against Glabberdeen. By the way, would you say 9-0 was lying down? Do you really believe Stokes was due a penalty for barging Davis? or Ledley for barging Whittaker? About 2 seasons ago there were all sorts of complaints made by some Celtic fans about Rangers always getting penalties. A quick check of the stats showed that Celtic have been awarded more penalties than any other team in the Premier league. I didn’t check this myself but I’ve no reason to doubt the radio personalites who did.
        Maybe they’re all liars and cheats as well.
        I notice you had nothing to say about Sutton.
        You call me ignorant and a neanderthal but you are spouting hatred and you’ve let it blind you. The trouble is you seem to be wallowing in it.
        You should try and get some objectivity and do a bit of research instead of listening to like-minded individuals.

        • adam rush says:

          Dear Bobocop- When did Rangers last drop points as a result of “honest mistakes” by refs ? Secondly,it isn’t the no of pens that’s the issue-it’s the state of the game when the pen is awarded e.g. Rangers 0-2 at Killie then two quick very soft pens for Rangers ! Rangers 0-2 at Aberdeen,4 mins later Weiss dives=pen. RFC=Referees Football Club.When Celtic struggle the refs invariably help the other team with decisions.ICT were allowed to kick Celtic off the park ! I’m spouting hatred ? No, just facts! You can thank Willie 5th Collum for your latest fraudulent title.By the way why do you think that the SHOTTS HUGH DALLAS LOYAL RSC is so named ?
          So I’ll leave you to wallow in Fenian Blood like the rest of your atavistic ilk-Hello Hello
          Adam

        • lenny4myth2 says:

          or maybe its because celtic spend most of the game in possession attacking while ragers sit back and attack on the break, ragers regularly concede more ball possession to the opposing teams.

    • Lordofthewing says:

      Anyone who claims us or youse are world class needs certified. I think we have the better side but are a poorer team.

      • bobocop says:

        There’s logic in there somewhere LOTW. I think I get your meaning and if I do it would suggest that Walter is the better manager and doing better with poorer resources.

        • lordofthewing says:

          I take it that as Walter spent millions rebuilding at the begining and now they have years experience of being that team
          Lennon has managed to make us look like a team for long spells but the Sellotape was always looking loose at times.

        • bobocop says:

          Want to reply to Adam but couldn’t as there was no option for it, so I’ve had to hijack yours LOTW.
          Dearest Adam, cast your mind back to Ibrox last week and Stokes’ penalty for fouling Davis. Ref O’Thomson tried his best for you but he was over-ruled by a higher authority who caused MacGregor to fall in the right direction.(Not a word either about Mac being voted player of the year when even Celtic fans reckon he’s the difference between the teams.)
          How many times have Celtic played against 10 or even 9 men this season. No help from the refs there, eh?
          Shotts Hugh Dallas Loyal? Ever heard of “the Wynd up” Adam.
          And I’m not wallowing in Fenian blood. You’ll be accusing me next of being up to my knees in postage fees.

  • Al says:

    Ha Ha celtc, you’ll never win the league!

  • dav says:

    neil,,,,,kids look up to you.,,,,,, kicking bottles like a 5 year old

    • Lordofthewing says:

      If only the players had shown the same passions. Not to be sneered at.

      • bobocop says:

        No problem with kicking the bottle. Shows he’s into it and is much better than Mowbrays disinterested appearance. He has definitely done a cracking job with team spirit since he arrived. Tactically I think he’s on a steep learning curve.

  • john west Belfast says:

    Absolute shite TONITE wee Shaun should have never been on the pitch IMO ,,Sín é.. I asked a question of every Celtic supporter if we win nothing this year ..will Lenny be classed as a bad manager?,,this is the season when the Celtic family came together lets keep that going we failed on the biggest nite now we need favours.. the team never showed up but they have been brilliant most games lets not forget that .. the supporters where magic and let us all remain so we have enough gab shites who want to bury us but we will always be the better team .. HAIL HAIL

Comments are closed.