Keevins Pours Honey On The Mooch As He Makes Another Of His Ridiculous Predictions.

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Hugh Keevins. Your favourite. My favourite.

But only if you needed something to wipe your backside with and his column was lying on the bathroom floor and there was no toilet paper left anywhere within range or reach.

He was at it again on the radio the other day, doing his level business to drive down the national average IQ, as the Born Celtic website pointed out.

His comments, on Mick The Mooch, and “the completely transformed” team that will emerge from Ibrox are absurd, and will almost certainly come back to haunt him in a big way before very long. He said much the same stuff about Van Bronckhorst.

“I think (they) will come back completely transformed under Michael (The Mooch) Beale. And they have to translate that into league points. But there’ll be no more defeats at Perth, there will be no more draws at Paisley.”

He then goes on to lay this pearl of wisdom on us.

“I do not think that will be the case under (The Mooch). I mean, traditionally, of course, you might struggle at Aberdeen or they might struggle at Hearts. Certainly at Celtic Park, but I don’t think there’ll be any of the carelessness that marked the first 15 games of the season.”

So, The Mooch and his team will do just fine, he says.

Except at Pittodrie. Or Tynecastle. Or Celtic Park. Talk about being damned with faint praise. So only against three teams out of 11 … that won’t win many trophies.

But it’s this arrogant presumption that they have nothing to worry about anywhere else, which I know by the way The Mooch entirely believes, that sets Keevins up to be made an absolute mug of. We’ll be holding those comments in the memory bubble, and when the time comes he is certainly going to be made to eat them.

It’s worth noting that they’ve got both Pittodrie and Tynecastle to come, with the visit to Aberdeen up in a few shorts weeks and the visit to Edinburgh on 1 February.

You can decide if he’s getting in their excuses for those games, and himself, in advance.

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  • harold shand says:

    He was calling Gio ‘ The gloved assassin ‘ at one point

    Has he said that they’ll pump Hibs and we’ll drop points at the sheep yet ( if not , it’s coming because he’s that predictable )

  • Paddybhoy67 says:

    To be fair to Keevins … nah, feck that. Man’s a moron.

  • Tony B says:

    Auld demented Spew has obviously shat his adult nappy again and his poor carer will have to clean up the mess.


  • Voice of Reason says:

    Stupid AULD FART that ACTUALLY believes the PISH he spouts!! Thinks he’s a SMART-ARSE when infact he’s just a SENILE AULD DIK!!

  • Voice of Reason says:

    Sumwan should remind the AULD FART it’s pass the parcel Season & wae him tipping ra FILTH it looks like AULD SPEW will be sitting doon 11 ae the last 12 Xmas’s!

  • Johnny Green says:

    It’s good that ignoramuses like Keevins can bump up the feelgood factor for the huns by convincing them of how good they might be in the right circumstances. Hans Christian Anderson was also very good at spinning those stories and the huns, hanging onto every word that Hugh spews, then become oh so vulnerable when the shit hits the fan once again, and it will. Their mixture of sorrow and pain will be so very sweet as the Mooch inevitably comes unstuck. Good auld Hugh, he’s more to be pitied than scorned.

  • Johnny Green says:

    Target practise. What’s the matter with you Hugh sets them up and we shoot them down, a great festive game for all the family.

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