The Green Brigade released their plans for the Hampden semi-final this week, and I have to say that I was very impressed by them. Turning our end green and white by having everyone in the Hoops is a fantastic idea, and one that we should all be getting on board with.
The Union Bears, not to be outdone, released their own circular.
And how original it was.
They want their own fans to dress up in red, white and blue and bring their union flags.
For the King. What a laugh. Aside from preaching all that royalist guff which renders them subjects instead of citizens, there was the usual outpouring of supremacist bile in their announcement.
“This week has shown that there is an unseen enemy against us,” it reads. How can it have been shown if the enemy is unseen, you might be asking? And if they mean the SFA they are literally talking about going to Hampden with their Union Jacks … in case they can’t see it, Hampden is that big football stadium, where the SFA is based.
Some “unseen enemy.” It sits right out there, on Cathcart Road!
“By transforming Hampden Stadium (home of the unseen enemy) into a bastion of Union Jacks” – they get no points whatsoever for the contextual misuse of the word ‘bastion’ which literally means stronghold – “… we shall not only exhibit our nation’s unity” – apart from the 25,000 Celtic fans they will scream sectarian hatred at, or the unseen enemy, presumably – “but also the pride and portestant traditions we cherish as Rangers fans.”
You’ll notice the word “portestant” which just goes to show their level of education. That’s a mis-spelling so stark that my autocorrect literally would not let it pass muster; I had to disable the thing just to get that onto the page. Yet their Brains Trust missed it completely and issued the statement with that howler in there for the world to see.
This next bit though is my absolute favourite.
“This grand spectacle shall show unity and intimidate those who would oppose our way of life.”
Those who would oppose our way of life. Good God. Is there some form of societal cleansing of idiots and rabid sectarian goons going on that I didn’t know about?
This is not the first time these people have tried to make out that their “culture” is under attack.
It should be. Their kind of backward, bigoted 17th century hatreds have no place in the modern world, but the modern world is surprisingly tolerant of it although polite society makes it plain that it thinks these Peepul are an absolute throwback. Their paranoia is incredible.
As for the “grand spectacle” being “intimidating” … let’s face it, if you were out to do harm to someone else’s culture and you were scared off by a few flags I’d say there was a good chance that any “threat” you posed was somewhat exaggerated.
You have to laugh at these people.
The Green Brigade wants a celebration of us as a club and as a support. They are proposing a show of defiance against perceived enemies for the purposes of intimidation.
That right there is one of the many differences between our clubs.
That and that our fans actually understand good grammar and can do basic spelling.
We shouldn’t mock those who support a deceased club,
and who are both literary and literally challenged. 🙂
A game of footy is being played on the 30th, and I hope my team wins.
If my team loses, then so be it. In any sport there are winners and losers.
I’ll be happily watching 22 players on a field chase a ball for 90+ minutes.
That’s it.
If the opposition fans want to read a whole way of life into this game,
– including subjugating themselves to a German family –
then go on then, knock yourselves out.
“Legneds” one and all! 🙂
Bob (original) says…
Class personified.
Glaswegian translation: ‘ that’s a Belter / Stoatter
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What a klub that wangers!
Gotta be THE most embarrassing so called klub on the planet and as for a new klub-there’s no challenge whatsoever!!
Imagine being a wangers supporter—-yep- headache inducing…rotten!!
Leave them to chant ‘we hate kalflicks’ when they really shouldn’t…what an endearing klub-so popular ..!!
If that is not a hateful attempt at being sectarian and abusive, then God only knows what is. But no doubt it will be swept under the increasingly bulging carpet.
Gotta be so hard for the ranger lot to witness this Celtic juggernaut-steamrolling everything in front of them..
I’m a reasonable individual and if I were unfortunate enough to support that new klub, I’d be raging too if I were to witness Celtic’s dominance now and for years to come.
I suppose the question is; should we start singing 10iar now or perhaps wait till this time next year…I do love that chant!
Ahhh there he is-san fran Fk face—the same fran fk face who dished out some to Sepp who’s top notch btw and even had the audacity to call JF a couple of unessesary expletives.
Very hunny individual so go and stick your hunny comments up yr bamhole you Fking halfwit Kant….I’ve been dyin to say that to ever since I witnessed your comments towards Seppington!!
The only regret I have is I didn’t pick u up on it at the time, only read your tripe 2 weeks after so, once again-go FAAK urself…Fking clown ( usually save that for huns ) !!!!
I’ve tracked your comments hunny and guess what—your a nasty, rude Prk and that’s a fact…snaps taken when u rudely called Sepp & JF all kinds of expletives!!
My mom loves me klown and I’ve got a lotta love to give-especially when it’s Celtic related but YOU-your a different breed, comin on here and giving guff to a legendary poster-Sepp
U go Fk urself fanny
Seen better posts from those huns!
Ur like Sean who used to post stuff like Lundy had a good game when he shoulda been a red…hmmmm
Humour!
Huns never get that drill…
We want all you loyul stonch portestant peepul tae dress up in Rid Whyte and Bloo and Ornge tae sellebrate wur stonchness and loyulness tae the world.
Dignity!
Isn’t the union jack, (no capitals earned) only flown at sea? Well educated this mob.
“God save their King”
For nothing will save the Rangers.
Lookin at your past posts right now fanny and yep-ride Prk and yes you did use expletives so, go FAAK urself
Not get humour san fanny???
10 iar
Touched a nerve Sean Og ???
Quick off the mark-prize looming)))))
Fk me fanny, you’ve got a bit a humour in you tbf- however, your still a rude Prk….you know what I’m talking about-had a wee peek at your previous????
How Fking dare you shoot the nasty breeze towards top notch posters a few weeks back.
It’s there for all to see head dik so go shoot the breeze on ff…
Same shitballs as you hoo hunny
Wtf, I take back my comment about you havin a touch of humour…fk me “park and ride”, that the best you can do franny??
Your wude)))))
Ur soooo wude Franny…mu gettin maw an paw after u..
Hyde Prk?
Really??
Tooooo funny!
“Is there some form of societal cleansing of idiots and rabid sectarian goons going on that I didn’t know about?”
Yes, in a way there is. It might be termed ‘the modern world’, to slightly misquote Paul Weller….
Dear God these people are away with the faeries. It’s astonishing to me that they can hold down jobs or function as an adult while displaying this high level of fuckwittery. Attenborough should do a documentary on them.
Ha ha has he not ” the creature know as hun”! Even he have no hope for that species! Utter poison astonishing it allowed tho in Brigadoon not really I suppose,by not demolishing that hellhole in Govan is there will have been untold amount of deaths and assaults ! Hate crimes data been lost apparently!! Only in Brigadoon! And we know why! What a place!
Jokes aside franny—how do you see wangers doin??
I’m so Glaswegian franny aren’t I…worship Celtic from far away…
#should read ‘the wangers’—my bad!
Day day san franny—tell the ranger mob I send my glove…ologies for my typos
Read books san franny?
Have you red pnubes))))))))))))))
Obviously “Dave the KING “they referenced in their article
I blame the schools
I am surprised they are asking their fans to wear their club colours as the majority much prefer the colour ‘orange’. They are however certainly on a war footing and gearing up for a fight once Celtic pump them. There may be trouble ahead!
Getting beat again will prove too much for them.
Their rage has been growing and I predict a Pitch Invasion, if we win. They won’t be able to help themselves.
Well is the only record they have!! Invading parks that is!! Utter scum, I rather never play them they live to hate and in Brigadoon Scotland they can!! Aided be authority trust me I had many debates with many in these jobs, people I know and it very worrying to say the least ! But what can you expect in a country that allowed that old club to use a apprarthied anti Catholic signing policy tho same policy was also prelevent in the very organisation that are supposed to protect our streets! What a place! We can laugh but they are dangerous well when odds in their favour and can validate their poison and any social behaving with ” he/she had green on”! Tho most I dealt with in life are cowardly shitebags! Anyway we will just keep winning trophies and Treble and another incoming!!
It. Has been deemed to be a hoax the union bears are denying they posted it .
Fun reading an excerpt from the IQ Joke Book.
PORTESTANT is the correct spelling, considering the size of their belly – and thats just the women!!
Did THEY know it’s not the CHAMPIONS,that are overweight,ugly,deluded,knuckledraggers???????