Dougie, Dougie – a moniker that sounds like it was enforced on some X-Factor boot camp rejects, plucked from their despair by a high-waisted-trouser wearing-knobjockey, who thinks he can make a quick buck out of them by forcing them to like each other and be in a band – has been quick to plead his innocence this week to anyone that would listen.
In his defence he said: “I did not initiate the conversation” and feels that since he didn’t initiate the Tannadice Lie then he should not be held accountable for it.
His statement of events leads The Diary to a different conclusion.
“After the match we were in our dressing-room and Stevie pulled out the wire on his communication device before removing my earpiece. “Then he asked ‘what are we going to say to the supervisor?’ “I just said ‘I don’t f****** care what we say to him. Just say that you called out Dougie! Dougie! and that I came over to you. “The supervisor (Jim McBurnie) came in, sat on the edge of the bath and asked what had happened.“We told him and later when Neil Lennon came in we told him the same thing.”
Dougie, Dougie feels that coming up with the lie then telling the lie doesn’t merit him being held accountant able.
Proof that the self confessed liar has maggots for matter. Case closed your honour.
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The Arrogance of Dougie McDonald. More like the incompetence of Dougie McDonald. What a bloody idiot if he thought if he wouldn’t have been caught in a lie this big. Why doesn’t the spineless SFA do something and suspend him?
It was only a white lie. There not the same in Dougies World.
Tie the cnut to a tree and shoot him! end of story..
What’s the tree ever done?