A Statement Of Mis-R*ngers Trust

When I heard that a spokesman from the R*ngers Supporters Trust had made a statement I thought that it might have been for the greater good.

I thought that finally someone was going to come out and condemn the people who associate themselves with their club who think it’s ok to send an opposing manager death threats, post him live bullets and nail bombs, continually sing songs that could see their club landed in trouble and who caused the worst damage seen at CP since it was rebuilt.

How wrong could I be? Are death threats to managers common place?

“We consider that the management team at Celtic FC are out of control and, in our view, this is evidenced by Mr Lennon’s previous behaviour at Tannadice and at Tynecastle.”

“What we consider to be premeditated provocation and incitement of Rangers players and staff was continued last Wednesday evening in the tunnel in Celtic Park after the half-time whistle in scenes captured on Sky television.”

Later on that evening the RST spokesman was on Radio Hootsmon flapping about like an empty crisp poke in the wind trying to find a purpose and a point. As his rantings continued I was annoyed that my license fee was paying for this but then I realised that in the seven and a half minutes he was polluting the airwaves the BBC were letting him commit cause suicide while they sniggered in the background.

His non-cause was summed up when he mentioned that Walter (sic) had never been involved in anything close to behaviour of the Ginger Guardiola. Well, sorry to pish on that parade….

McMoist has only learned from the master.